Shloinky

To be a notorious goofster and quite possibly a infamous gafster

Man, my boy Carl is acting shloinky today.

by Perkelegias March 14, 2024

Sloing

To shoot your father with an infantry rifle from Fortnite.

P1 “Why are you you bloody?”
P2 “I just sloinged”

by Sloing69 March 26, 2024

shploingus

The sound made when slapping your younger brother on the arm

I like slapping my brother so I can hear his shploingus

by Flofy December 14, 2024

Splingbonging

Splingbonging is when a man covers his face in his own feces. Then hides in the dark to scare another person. Once the person is scared the man kisses there open scared mouth and spits his feces into them.

Did you hear how Charlie
splingbonged his mom yesterday.?
She's still spitting out turds. He’s been on a splingbonging role.

by Sigmakingdean January 5, 2025

Splinkisism

A term of befuddlement or confusion caused by seeing or hearing a word too many times, oftentimes making the word seem unreal

Man, I read an entire cookbook, and now I’m experiencing Splinkisism with the word bread!

by Lord Yeetus III February 1, 2025

Splingle

The universal slur. The slur to bring all of humanity together. Applicable to anybody you can use it on ur gramma, dad, cousins uncle, anybody! Got a gay best friend? That's ur splingle now! Know a guy who used to be black? Deffo a splingle. Was ur mothers cousin italian during the war? Literally none of that shit matters! U can call them a splingle! Hooray! Peace and Happiness On Earth

"Hey man you are kind of being a splingle right now."
"Woah man my bad, I didn't know you were gonna be a splingle about it"
"Kill urself u fucking splingle"

by Three Witches February 21, 2025

Splinted

Splinted means when someone has reached their end of substance in leading to eccentricity result

After ways of overcoming… You have reached the point where you have become splinted

by SrF1shh April 22, 2025