self eating watermelon

A process or organization with little value or function other than to support its own existence. Similar to a self licking ice-cream cone (see spinnish )

The Orlando Expressway Authority's advertising budget just goes to prove what a self eating watermelon it's become

by jondrew December 13, 2010

selfish weedmaster

Guy/Girl who wants all the weed you are smokin' with your friends for himself. Also, he breaks the holy weed-circle & your chill.

Michael: Here you go George, your turn.
Selfish Weedmaster: It's my turn Michael.
Michael: But you just smoked!
Selfish Weedmaster: I don't care, give me the weed asshole!

by melvinkremencek December 30, 2011

self-sufficionado

Noun. A person who is very knowledgeable and enthusiastic about all things self-sufficient.

Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall is a British celebrity chef, television personality, and a self-sufficionado known for his back-to-basics philosophy.

by Norm DePlume January 13, 2013

selfie-absorbed

A person whose instagram and other social media photo galleries are filled with selfies - even including the full body mirror reflection ones. The annoying self absorbed people who chronicalize every mundane detail of their lives by posting selfies.

See exhibit A: Kim Kardashian's instagram/twitter
#selfie-absorbed

by The Cason-Point December 14, 2013

Selfie-steem

A mental condition in which one stares at their selfie too long, causing them to have low self esteem.

"The longer I look at my selfies, the uglier I get."
"That's exactly how I feel. I have extremely low selfie-steem."

by Gib$ter March 14, 2014

Selfaholic

That one person on your instagram feed who takes over 20 selfies a day. This person is usually obsessed with their own self image. Sadly there is no cure for this horrible disease. Typical captions include:#nomakeup #pretty #natural or cheesy song lyrics. Their selfies tend to be edited more than a Lil Wayne album so don't believe them if they say otherwise.

Person1:"Jen is such a selfaholic"
Person2:"Yea I heard she spends hours preparing for her selfie"
Person3:"I heard she dropped out of school because she just doesn't have the time for it anymore"

by GrouchVaude September 12, 2014

selfie-evident

When a picture selfie in and of itself tells the whole story so no caption or text is required. When your friend sends you a photo of him/herself in a situation that needs no further explanation.

I texted Rob to see how his night was going, when he responded with a pic, it was selfie-evident.

by urbanlino March 13, 2015