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scoop

to contain a large amount of human methane gas (fart)in one's hand then stratigicly place your hand in front of another's nose (in a scooping motion). the recipiant will not know why your hand is in front of their face they will not think to hold their breath. they will inadvertantly take a deep breath and be devestated by the putrid stench. the idea is to try to scoop the gas from point a to point b in the straightest line possible with out loosing it.
"damn yo I was ridin' with jamold and he skooped me!"

"ya he got skooped so bad."

"hey , ya want the skoop?"
"whats the skoop?"
(skoop 'em)
by grza November 22, 2002
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to pick up a someone, as to put them on your team
Man I went to the club the other night and scooped a Bad Broad.
by Anonymous June 3, 2003
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two scoops

an enormous ass that looks like two huge scoops of ice cream. An ass so big it makes using an escalator virtually impossible
Look at two scoops trying to fit that ass into her Escort.
by heynow_1 July 5, 2010
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2 scoops

A fat chick that resembles two scoops of Ice cream.
by Mac and Bernie April 12, 2005
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scoops

A word used after something entertaining or worthy of praise happens. A word used to replace words like "cool!"or "awesome!" or even "niice!"
Nick-"Did you see me jus smack that bitch with a stick?!"
Josh-"Damn right i did! Scoops!
by ExxM4rine September 5, 2007
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Fremont term used meaning to fuck someone up very badly, basically they wished they got scraped instead.
Man last night I scooped that nigga so hard he WISHED he got scraped...too bad he wasn't that lucky, fuckin bitch.
by FREAKY KEAKY February 15, 2006
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Used as a stand alone announcement. Proclaimed when achieving something slyly, sneakily or surreptitiously. Usually followed by "We in der!"
Nick and Alex walked into a convenience store. Alex went to the back of the store and swiped some Oreos and walked out with Nick. When they went outside here was their conversation:

Alex: Scoop!
Nick: Nice! you got them Oreos?!
Alex: Yup! We in Der
by LupeFandF May 14, 2009
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