RTFM

Ruining The Furniture Masturbating

I'd really like to invite you in, but i RTFMed the place.

by Throatwobler April 13, 2010

rtfv

RTFV: rock the fucking vote
used in Counter-Strike when the map currently played is boring or stupid

player1: rtfv, this map really sux
player2: rockthevote
player2: U're right, this is really a very stupid one

by like.n0.other April 28, 2007

rtis

Acronym for Reed Technology and Information Services, Remote Traffic Information System, Real Time Intelligence Services, Real-Time in Sweden, Raytheon Texas Instruments Systems, Regional Traffic Information Services and Real Time Inventory Status (Java)

Derive *rtis* origin from pagesource.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

rtol

1. L.O.T.R backwords.

Translated: Rings the of Lord

Although making no practical sense it is still used commonly by losers as a failed attempt at an inside joke. (because lots of people use it, there for ruining the "inside" part)

Kid 1: lol I just wrote a book report on Rtol
Kid 2: you mean Lotr?
Kid 1: yeah, haha. Wasn't that funny?
Kid 2: no, you fail.

by ShadowXAirman July 11, 2010

RTTM

Rock to the max!

Korean artiste rttm!

by STUPIDLiar May 23, 2011

RTFRB

Read The Fucking Rule Book

Guy1: Is this legal to run in this class?

Guy2: RTFRB

Guy1: Huh??

Guy2: Quit asking questions that could be answered by reading the fucking rule book

by LCR1 March 26, 2013

RToE

Acronym for "Rough timeline of events".

Here is the RToE for our vacation:
Day 1 - Check in to hotel
Day 2 (AM) - Go to the beach
Day 2 (PM) - Meet back at the bar
Day 3-6 - Repeat activities from previous day
Day 7 - Check out and fly home

by jserious May 13, 2014