when you tool a girl up the ass and you have to think about rob thomas from matchbox twenty in order to keep yourself from cumming embarrassingly early.
kevin: you raw dog Karen last night?
tony: I did Kevin, had to give her the rob thomas too
kevin: fuck she must've been good
tony: she was, cant get 'smooth' by carlos santana outta my head now though
tony: I did Kevin, had to give her the rob thomas too
kevin: fuck she must've been good
tony: she was, cant get 'smooth' by carlos santana outta my head now though
by gaz88 October 13, 2017
Get the the rob thomas mug.by Resin Robber January 8, 2022
Get the Resin Rob mug.Guy: Hey, you want to get some coffee some time?
Girl: No, I have a boyfriend.
Guy: Oh okay.
Girl: God, you’re such a Hot Coffee Rob. I’m going to tell my friend about you.
Girl: No, I have a boyfriend.
Guy: Oh okay.
Girl: God, you’re such a Hot Coffee Rob. I’m going to tell my friend about you.
by HotCoffeeRobert February 12, 2022
Get the Hot Coffee Rob mug.Rob's mom, who resides in Winooski, is the hottest piece o' ass in Winooski. As the butt of 'rob's mom' brand jokes, one must take a suggestive or euphemistic line in a conversation and immediately append the phrase "that's what rob's mom said" because Rob's mom totally gave it up to Malkovsky.
Sexxy Nate: "Hey Rob, did you really go to the deep south for love?"
Rob: "It wasn't love, it was sex."
Sexxy Nate: "That's what rob's mom said."
Rob: "I will kill you and your entire family."
Rob: "It wasn't love, it was sex."
Sexxy Nate: "That's what rob's mom said."
Rob: "I will kill you and your entire family."
by T-Dog Jenkins March 22, 2005
Get the That's what Rob's Mom said. mug.The Coach Rob is a person who is clueless how to manage a youth baseball team. A person who can not even pitch batting practice because he throws like a sped.
Poor Nolan was in a homerun contest and they sent coach rob out there to pitch. Hit that fucking kid 5 times.
by Baseball dog January 4, 2019
Get the Coach Rob mug.When a mob of people swarm into a store and steal everything they can carry. The store workers become completely overwhelmed and can do nothing to stop it.
by wealthdaily June 29, 2011
Get the Mob Rob mug.A Dick-rub-Rob-ism is a funny and offensive saying to make your friends laugh; always involving at least one first name, sexual connotation, and alliteration. The term was born from the original, "Dick rub Rob rubs Rick's rib dick raw."
"I'm bored. Let's make up some dick-rub-Rob-isms."
Other examples:
Tip tug Todd takes Tim's tiny tip timidly.
Penis pull Paul parks Peter's pale prick.
Other examples:
Tip tug Todd takes Tim's tiny tip timidly.
Penis pull Paul parks Peter's pale prick.
by Benny c of minne January 14, 2009
Get the Dick-rub-Rob-ism mug.