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Revenge Friend

A “friend” that you romantically pursue out of revenge for something that your significant other did.
My wife pissed me off so bad tonight that I’m going to sext my revenge friend”
by BlueCurry31773 December 3, 2021
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Penis's Revenge

When you ignore your penis, don't fap for a long time, it gets angry and cums in sleeps, also known as wet dream.
Jack: Aww man!
Bob: What??
Jack: I was sleeping in bed, having a dream about the autistic kid at our school making a fool of himself. And suddenly I felt a warm n' wet sensation on my crotch. When I opened my pants, there was fucking CUM everywhere and my dick was pumping out jizz everywhere. FUCK!!!!
Bob: Just another Penis's Revenge.
by Fucknutter The 69420th December 6, 2021
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The Kraken’s Revenge

The Kraken’s Revenge is when you’re taking a shit and the cold water splashes back up into your asshole.
Person 1: How was your shit?
Person 2: Not good, the Kraken’s Revenge saw to that.
by Confetti17 January 3, 2020
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Revenge hair cut

Having never received a tip for her services from the client the hair stylist gave a revenge hair cut to the client that emphasized her worst facial attributes
by Swim Coach Al April 1, 2020
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Penguins Revenge

When you are held down and unable to move or cover your face as you are being quickly slapped continuously.
Penguins Revenge
Me: *being held down by someone*
Them: *slapping me in the face as fast as they can continuously as I scream and struggle*
by PandaButtsAreFluffy April 27, 2020
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revenge identity stalking

Stalking someones online profiles and being so angry at who they are and so empty yourself that you copy and paste from their life, becoming them as a way of getting back at them.
She was so upset at the attention a new girl in the group got that she began revenge identity stalking her.
by Undesired Attention May 17, 2020
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Hiroshima’s Revenge

Hiroshima’s revenge is when you get diarrhea from eating at a sushi restaurant.
Bob got Hiroshima’s revenge from eating sushi last night.
by Ingoff, Jack March 8, 2020
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