When you see a lady you’d give up everything for, so you would put ranch on their toes after a 9 hour shift and suck it off.
by Game is game May 14, 2024
Describes the observation of a particularly distinguishable woman among all others working her 8 to 9 hour shift, making you want to lather her feet in ranch dipping sauce and suck each individual toe: sweaty and nasty.
“Gahhdamn! That is a ranch mommy.. I am extremely bricked..”
“That girl’s got the gyatt! She’s gonna be my ranch mommy tonight!”
“That girl’s got the gyatt! She’s gonna be my ranch mommy tonight!”
by Game is game May 18, 2024
by Sheshelover06 November 28, 2024
A dumbass who just shouts random shit in video games with his dumbass friends. Can also mean a complete goofy ahh need mor bullets mofo
by DrKize January 31, 2024
The much anticipated 202nd entry in the Ram Ranch series where a war breaks out of epic proportions at Malibu Beach. The US Army, along with the 40 naked niggers board the cock ship to rescue the Ram Ranch cowboys when they find Thor fucking Batman, and decide to join in. As they go deeper into the cock ship, they find Keanu Reeves fucking Andalla in a similar way to Thor and Batman. Later on again, they find Spider-Man fucking the shit out of Prince Harry. This is truly the most ambitious crossover in the history of media itself.
by Ram Ranch Cowboy October 18, 2020
An internet organization made up of a group of friends from all around the world. Sensational on Instagram, Youtube, and Reddit ham ranch brings amazing entertainment for people who enjoy all kinds of things.
by ham ranch November 11, 2020
by Litboi November 12, 2020