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nose your pubes

When the female (hopefully it's a female) deep throats a guy, making her nose touch the guy's pubes.
OH SHIT NUGGAH!!!11 Did that hoe really nose your pubes and gag?
by LMAONADEZ August 11, 2008
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Pube sniffin' ass lickin' cock knocker

Tyler Thompson of Winnebago, Minnesota. Yes, we all know he's a fag. Just messin' T-squared!
Tyler is a pube sniffing, ass licking, cock knocker, and he knows it.
by bauerbuilt July 7, 2004
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Pubing

Verb; The act of milking your pet grandpa....... (I'm serious)
Johnny asked Michael why he was so tried coming to school, in which he replied "I was up all night pubing".
by Tlobinomics55 February 1, 2017
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Pukey Pube Pusher

Two definitions:
- An overly intoxicated individual who strips and pushes their pubes onto other people while throwing up
- Someone who drinks too much Pink Whitney and likes to push their pube trimmings into a drawer while also puking.
K!@#$* V%&*!@# is drunk on the table again being a Pukey Pube Pusher, put your rancid lizard away!
by dan_gleewang January 6, 2021
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Pube Show

Someone being a dumbass or immature. Used in the sense that 'jerk' is used in NYC. Stupid teenagers loitering are a prototypical pube show.
"get a load of those kids over there drinking their yoohoos outside the gas station. What a bunch of pube shows"
by stonerjerry February 23, 2019
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cheeto pubes

1. An extreme natural phenomenon prized by the few gingers in this world who haven't shriveled up and died of skin cancer yet. Red heads should take pride in such an art of God, since you can't show them off if you shaved 'em with dad's razor.
2. Often found in gamers, this occurs when a basement dweller plays minecraft all day while eating Cheetos, with the occasional meat beating, thus leaving artificial cheese residue on the genital region.
1. "Wait, if you're a ginger, do you still have brown hair down there."
"Naw, I got Cheeto Pubes!"
2. *giving head* "Oh Jimmy, why does your dick taste so good?"
"Probably because of the Cheetos I was eating earlier."
"You mean you have Cheeto pubes?
by Yuuuuuggeeee November 13, 2016
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Pube-a-weed

The loose hair that floats away in the fashion of a tumbleweed when a very hairy fellow manscapes. The pubic hair forms a ball and floats away...
John did not clean up after he shaved his pubes and I found his pube-a-weed in my sink! It was so gross!

Mike should never manscape with the window open -- the wind bles his pube-a-weed onto the neighbors balcony.
by G. George V October 12, 2011
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