pubes

Hair in the pubic regions.

Mikey: Hey mister, wanna see my pubes?
Tom: No way. Like, girls are so gross.

by dj gs68 August 23, 2003

pubesplode

When your pubes spontaneously explode, triggering a chain reaction which causes your entire body to explode. After the violent explosion, your remains come back together forcefully like a black hole and contract themselves down into one single, giant pube.

In the middle of Thursday brunch, Thomas unexpectedly pubesploded. After we recovered from the blinding flash, all we found of his remains was one long, giant pube in the middle of his chair.

by Tim March 31, 2004

ginger pubes

Once used as a derogatory term for ginger people, ginger pubes has evolved into a standard greeting to all ginger people. Some more esoteric variations include carrot crotch, red rug, rusty nuts and of course singing "ginger pubes, ginger pubes" to the tune of "Peggy sue". Can also be pronounced ginga poobs when the joke gets tired.

Phil: oi oi ginger pubes! how's it hanging?

Simon: not three bad mate, how's you now?

Phil: sound, mate, sound. (sings): GINGER PUBES, GINGER PUBES, GINGER GINGER
GINGER G-G-GINGER PUBES, OH GINGER, YOU GINGER PU-U-UBES!"

Simon: I'm gonna stab you tonight.

Phil: Not with that sunburn you won't, carrot crotch!

by lucothefish August 16, 2006

pube tube

vagina, bearded oyster

"put some lube on your pube tube rube, here comes my dum dum bullet"

by theWestHamfan December 29, 2003

Pubes

the hair round ur cock and balls ya dick

she said he had loads of pubes

by EggyBob May 30, 2006

Pubes

Semen scent holders.

Jimmy's pubes smell like 2 year old salty sugar.

by Weiner Boy October 6, 2003

Pube'd

When you get a pubic hair in your food at a restaurant.

You: Aww! GROSS!
Friend: What?
You: I just got Pube'd!

by Xchan July 3, 2009