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Pube'd

When you get a pubic hair in your food at a restaurant.
You: Aww! GROSS!
Friend: What?
You: I just got Pube'd!
by Xchan July 3, 2009
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Pube Diddler

One who diddles pubes. A euphemism for one who takes a long time to get ready.
"Let's crack the whip on this lazy pube diddler and tell him to get moving."
"Stop pube diddlin' in there! I gotta shit."
John began pube diddling when he realized he couldn't answer the teacher's question.
by KnoLeDeKeySean Royale November 7, 2013
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pube dazzle

Placing ones pubes into someone's phone cover so they stick out and tickle their face when they answer their phone.
I totally pube dazzled Jenn's phone last night after she wouldn't let me feltch her. She didn't know what a pube dazzle was and I said, "but you know what feltching is?"
by pubetastic July 13, 2009
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Bad Pube Day

A term derived from "bad hair day." A bad pube day occurs when a person has not trimmed his/her pubic hair, and it looks fucked-up and disgusting.

It may also be used metaphorically, and mean that you had a bad sex experience in the morning, and it caused a bad attitude for the rest of the day.
EXAMPLE #1
Joe: Dude, whats with your pubes?

John: I didn't have enough time in the morning to trim them.

Joe: That sucks. I hate bad pube days. It looks like Donald Trump down there.

Boss: Alright guys. You've been by the watercooler for too long. Back to work!

EXAMPLE #2
Joe: Hey John. Did you send that fax yet.

John: SHUT THE FUCK UP. I'M ON IT!

Joe: What his problem?

Boss: He came too fast this morning and his wife got REALLY pissed. This is probably his most intense bad pube day I have ever seen.
by rogerthewhale October 22, 2010
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pube diving

Pube Diving, also known as P-Diving. The act of eating out a female with tremendous amounts of excess pubic hair. May result in foaming at the mouth of the P-Diverif necessary sanitary precautions are not taken by the female.
Guy One: Yo you will never believe this...Fabio was Pube Diving on Lola last night!

Guy Two: Ewww what a P-Diver! That broad does NOT clean up well. That explains the foaming at the mouth.

Guy One: Yea, and the "floss" stuck in his teeth.
by Venezia November 8, 2006
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pube digger

Pube digger : is a big pointy nose often with a slight downward hook at tip of nose. on a female who is known to give good oral sex. Used to describe a girl who isn’t much to look at but gives incredible oral sex deep throating and smashing her big nose into the pubic hairs as she goes down and up like she’s digging for pubic hairs with her nose. Can be taken as an insult or a compliment depending on the context it’s used in or how sensitive one is to their big nose which is often the 1st thing that people notice.

Submitted by Luv H8 Luv
When trying to find my blind date my friend has set me up with, all I could see was her very witch like nose. All it needed was a mole on it to be witch worthy. But instead of being discouraged by the sight. I kept optimistic that by the end of evening she would be a talented Pube digger.
by LuvH8Luv December 8, 2022
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Pube Dandruff

Dandruff of the pubes. A syndrome that disturbs the pubic region of the body with white granules forming from the follicles.
You need some Shaft & Sack to keep that pube dandruff from getting on your black panties.
by Jimmy Neutron March 11, 2004
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