fecal presentation

A non-profane way of saying "shit show."

Sally: Wow, Bob's annual presentation was horrible. It had no useful information and his approach was super boring.

Jane: Yeah, it was a total fecal presentation.

by gonzobrains April 22, 2024

Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job

You fucking failure.

Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."

by Hym Iam May 4, 2024

Programmer Promenade

A walk or stroll taken by a computer programmer which allows them to put distance between themselves and their work.

Programmers engaging in this behavior are usually still working while the change of scenery helps them perform the mental gymnastics of problem solving. They can frequently be seen carrying insulated cups of coffee when performing this activity.

Plural: When more than one programmer engages in this behavior it is known as a 'Programmer Prom' when standing side by side or 'Programmer Parade' when standing in queue.

James took a programmer promenade this morning to look at the flowers.

by Mother of the Nerds June 10, 2024

divine present

Pronunciation: /dəˈvaɪn ˈprɛzənt/ (This is a suggested phonetic pronunciation)
Definition:
1. Divine Present (phrase, noun) - A phrase of biblical comprehension signifying a benediction.
2. A gracious favor bestowed Diue (God).
Significance:
• It defines “Divine Present” as a phrase related to biblical comprehension.
• It connects the phrase to a benediction or blessing.
• It attributes the benediction to Diue, representing God.
• It emphasizes the concept of grace and favor.
Phrase: divine present

Examples:
• “The nascence of the child was viewed as a divine present.”
• “Numerous perceive the opportunity as a divine present.”
• “The existence of a divine present is believed to be real by the congregation.”
• “The priest considers faith as a divine present.”
• “The survivor admitted the rescue as a divine present.”

by Dmitrio January 24, 2025

Class Presentation

Where you are eager the first slide and kill yourself the next 12 slides

Jim: Bro I have to do a Class Presentation tomorrow

Bob: HA FUCKING KILL YOURSELF IN FRONT OF THE CLASS IT’D BE SO FUCKING FUNNY!
Sam: Erm ack-
Jim: KILL YOURSELF SAM

by TherianWithoutSupervision February 17, 2025

tumblr prose

faux deep, excessive and pretentious writing made by run-on sentences and googling synonyms. written by or has the aura of pseudophilosopher tumblr users that think they are the next shakespeare because they were in honors english.

person 1: "why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. what Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave"

person two: tumblr prose is a sick and twisted disease bro what are you talking about

by bawlsauce March 20, 2025

Limited Prosecution

In the context of psychological operations akin to a "limited hangout" (a tactic of disclosing partial truths to obscure greater secrets), a prosecutorial strategy whereby authorities pursue charges against select individuals or aspects of a conspiracy, thereby preempting broader investigations, protecting key actors, and maintaining narrative control; often employed to simulate justice while concealing systemic involvement. See also selective prosecution.

Notable examples of limited prosecutions, based on historical records, include:

- Iran-Contra Affair (1980s): Select officials like Oliver North faced charges for arms sales and funding, shielding higher administration involvement.

- Abu Ghraib scandal (2004): Low-level U.S. soldiers were prosecuted for detainee abuse, while command-level accountability was minimal.

- HSBC money laundering (2012): The bank paid fines for aiding cartels, but no executives were charged, citing systemic risks.

These cases involved partial pursuits to contain broader scrutiny.

by Florida Populist February 8, 2026