paint the porcelain

when one takes a shit so hard that the piece of shit sticks to the toilet even after multiple flushes.

hey jack, save my seat will ya. i need to go and paint the porcelain.

by frank valente August 5, 2006

emancipation proclamation

By dingo!

<Chef> Haven't you heard of Emancipation Proclamation?
<Sarge> Uh, I don't listen to hip-hop.

by Anonymous October 14, 2006

Blast Processing

A term used for marketing purposes to promote the Sonic the Hedgehog series on Genesis. It worked.

by RandomSegaFanboy August 30, 2003

tricky rectal procedure

a rectal procedure that is particularly tricky.

I'm gonna have a tricky rectal procedure

by uhgfouf July 14, 2006

proce hyena

The Proce hyena has, by far, the largest clitoris in the animal kingdom.

In the case of this animal, the vulva is fused, and the clitoris is used for urination, mating (the clitoris contracts, while the opening widens to allow penetration) and giving birth. To make matters even more complicated, the females also have a fake scrotum made by the enlarged, joined vulva, and pseudo-testes filled with fatty tissue.

For a long time, the species was believed to be hermaphrodite.

Subordinate female individuals lick the clitoris of a higher-ranked female as a clear sign of submission and obedience.

No, she's not a lesbian, she's just a Proce hyena.

by Wortstein March 31, 2010

Processed Poo

A stool that consists of 90% or more processed food stuffs.

May be quite hard to pass & have a faint smell of 'american' cheese.

"dang bro i curled out a real processed poo this morn! bitch was stuck up all in me"

"homie thats what happen when you eat that crap. i no its cheap but it sure dont pass man, be sure it dont pass"

"true, true"

by Fulke_Greville August 23, 2011

Bonification Process

The process of a penis transforming from "soft" to "hard".

I'm about to get all up in that as soon as the bonification process has completed.

by tanuki1980 July 13, 2010