Masz jakiś problem?

A phrase used by Dresiarze.

(Polish) Literally means "got any problem?". Usually used by Polish Dresiarze when they want to fuck you up for no reason. When hearing this phrase in Poland from a criminal-looking guy in a tracksuit, better run away.

It is mostly used as a whole sentence, without any additions, but sometimes you can hear a one-to -two word insult at the end, like "debilu" or "pierdolony cwelu".

Masz jakiś problem?

by PabloBro March 22, 2021

problem

1. Taylor Swift (she says it)
im a swiftie so i like her even if shes the problem

2. me
im the worst problem ever
i do whatever the hell i want, no cap
u cant stop me evr

person: omg its Mi$ha, shes such a problem
my boyfriend: yes she is, shes a bad bitch

by Mi$ha bitch November 21, 2023

Jo Problem

I pointless problem only Jo cares about

fglwsdl has circles. Sorry its not a real problem its a Jo Problem

by rick_vers733 January 5, 2022

The David Problem

A situation that arises during software development in which one developers build works perfectly (we call this the David build) whilst all other builds are completely fucked.

Dev 1: "Oh man, why isn't this building!!"
Dev 2: "What do you mean? It's building fine for me and we are running the same version.. ?"
Dev 1: "Why must you constantly create the David Problem..."

by Miss David January 27, 2022

champagne problem

I had a dream the other night about the song "Champagne Problems" by Nick Jonas and decided in my dream that calling someone a "champagne problem" is a witty insult that insinuates their parents drank too much one day and that's the only reason they were conceived.

Ugh, she's been bothering me so much lately. She's such a champagne problem.

by short bear November 14, 2023

I'm not the problem, I'm the mirror

Quoted from ChatGPT, it means, "You only have a problem with me because I'm exposing you for your errors."

Boss: Your behavior is offensive.
Me: My behavior is trying to show you how poorly run your organization is. I'm not the problem, I'm the mirror.

by Reverend_Dude May 15, 2025

Temporary problem

A problem that lasts no longer than a lifespan.

One day the problem child won't be here anymore, and that will be the end of what was always a temporary problem, since there's no such thing as a permanent person anyway. No matter the person, their lifespan is temporary.

by Solid Mantis October 20, 2020