polar poop

The act/art of having a bowel movement into a "polar pop" cup,

I was at work so I was forced to polar poop

by Polar 💩 bear September 26, 2017

Poop Chipper

A Poop Chipper is a male who purposefully uses his urine in order to 'chip away' someone else's fecal matter. The Poop Chipper is commonly seen as a 'good guy', a person who uses his urine for the greater good.

Jamie is a really great guy, i've heard he's a poop chipper!

by poorpoorpitifulme August 29, 2013

Making Poops

The act of taking a dump. Taking a shit. Going # 2.

"Wheres Wes"?
"He's in the lavatory, making poops".

by Tmoney$ June 19, 2010

Poop Boner

When a male has to shit so bad he gains an erection. This happens when one holds their pooh too long, all the pooh pushes up against the prostate; which leads to an erection.

Dude, i got a massive poop boner right now.

This poop boner is wicked!

by Synthroid December 11, 2010

Weiner Poop

The grossest poop of all.

"Why are we here?" Douglas cried, as poop came out his weiner, in a long, thin strip. It was . . . weiner poop -

by HCGATOR07 April 20, 2010

poop log

1) A firm, almost unbreakable piece of dung, or 2) A derogatory term used to put-down friends, siblings, or strangers.

"I just laid down a serious poop log. I would guess it was about a 9 on the Mohs Scale of Hardness."

"Mom, Harper just called me a poop log. I think she's a poop log."

by Crossonian January 3, 2009

poop meat

A Japanese invention. Human and/or animal feces are strained for their protein, which is collected and sanitized. Once it's "clean" it's converted into a meat that resembles beef. Word on the streets of Tokyo is that poop meat is mad delicious, son.

I went over to EZ's place the other night and she whipped up a poop meat pasta dish. EZ called it "spaghetti bolognasty."

by bowlfullofjelly August 16, 2011