poop meat

A Japanese invention. Human and/or animal feces are strained for their protein, which is collected and sanitized. Once it's "clean" it's converted into a meat that resembles beef. Word on the streets of Tokyo is that poop meat is mad delicious, son.

I went over to EZ's place the other night and she whipped up a poop meat pasta dish. EZ called it "spaghetti bolognasty."

by bowlfullofjelly August 16, 2011

Meat Poop

n. A term coined by Epic Meal Time to describe any meat based food product in tube form i.g. sausages.

Dude, squeeze out some of that delicious meat poop into my mouth.

by PAYNUS October 26, 2012

poop seeking meat missile

The erect phallus of a man that is about to be inserted into the brown-eye of another man/woman.

"I've got a present for you," Floyd said to his lover Timothy, "a poop seeking meat missile!"

by Grande John July 21, 2006