Poltergeist

Sad little dumb bitch who spends all day on discord talking to funny little internet people about his original characters.

known for being the first ever guy to be as annoying as to depopulate a whole server in about 3 months.

currently basking in the glory of music from Radiohead, Deftones, TOOL and Nine inch nails. occasionally Slowdive and Alice in chains. put short; bitchless.

"Have you heard from Poltergeist today?"
"Yeah, I have. He's still questioning reality and the impact society may have on young, impressionable teens."

"same old guy."

by ceoofpoltergeist July 14, 2023

Polyalarmory

The act of sleeping with multiple alarms, knowing that just one of them won’t wake you up in the morning.

Sleepy: I was supposed to arrive at work at 7:45 but wasn’t even awake until 8.

Doc: You could always try polyalarmory, you know.

by Shepherd Guy August 15, 2023

POLY-polar

A dumbass word used by dumbass people like mfs named Deev

uhh actually the term is POLY-polar.

by nobodyongtrust August 18, 2024

poltrvate

Adjective;

to describe someone's mood.

I'm so poltrvated, it driving me crazy

by Mistevious78 September 18, 2023

Polterstink

(a combination of the word poltergeist and stink): an odor so foul and pungent, that its very scent cannot be simply taken away by destroying what it has seeped into and disposing of the remains, for the very stink has intertwined with time and space itself, therefore, for all eternity, there will always be a faint hint of the stink in that place.

Gary: "Dude, the Dunlap's house finally got bulldozed after everyone complained to the city about the stench, but they're building a new house on the land, so it'll finally start smelling better around here."
Mary: "Nah, I wouldn't trust it. There's probably still a polterstink still lingering."

by hanz wormy November 5, 2023

poltergay

A type of poltergeist that only can influence phalic shaped objects.

Oh no, the poltergay made my vibrators float again!

by CaptainFlannel February 6, 2024

Polly

Shes very mean. She likes to hit people & she’s very abusive. She likes gacha life.

“Yo look there’s Polly hitting someone again”

by heppepepeoepro November 20, 2023