perpetual lotion

The act of jerking off indefinitely, self-powered by your own jerking off. There is no energy loss in this scenario, so it could hypothetically run forever, much like a perpetual motion machine.

I called my buddy but no answer. He's probably stuck in perpetual lotion.

by hibbityjibbity March 5, 2020

perp

Perp stands for Perpetrator. Any person suspected to be connected to a crime in progress.

The perpetrator was seen jumping the fence and fleeing down the street.

by Him/as in her Man July 17, 2020

percy buchanan

He is the nicest person you can ever know, he tends to act like a jerk and has a long history of mistakes, but he's actually a good guy and the only thing he needs to hear once in his life is "I'm proud of you"

Percy Buchanan is the sweetest person alive

by daniel4556 October 24, 2020

Percy

Percy the finest dude you'll find around and the biggest Cock

Girl 1: Percy is soo sexy

Girl 2: ikr

by Girl0712 November 2, 2020

Permy wormy

A person who has a perm but denies it

Omg Johnson u have a perm we know it. We know u r a permy wormy.

by Imagine having a perm headass November 13, 2020

Perpendiculated

being a big confused

jenni was perpendiculated

by LordDoggo September 25, 2020

Percy

Percy is a goofy person whose main goal in life to to cheer people up. They're mischievous, but good-hearted. They tend to be slightly stubborn, but it comes from a good place. They are tough, but will likely try to hide if they are sad or not because they don't want to make you upset. So make sure to ask a Percy you know how they're feeling and make sure they're being honest!
A Percy makes a good friend and partner, and they won't hesitate to show affection.

Girl: "Did you see Percy today? He was voted Class Clown!"
Boy: "Ikr? They're so funny."

by Corgifriend101 January 2, 2021