Parents who make their families seem perfect only social media but in real life they could be really bad parents.
Friend 1: How was New York?
Friend 2: It was the worst week of my life!
Friend 1: Really? Your mom posted a pic with the caption " Best trip ever!"
Friend 2: Well two seconds after the photo was taken my parent got in a fight about what was for lunch. My mom likes to pretend we have a perfect family on facebook.
Friend 1: Well that's shallow.
Friend 2: Yea. They are Facebook Parents
Friend 2: It was the worst week of my life!
Friend 1: Really? Your mom posted a pic with the caption " Best trip ever!"
Friend 2: Well two seconds after the photo was taken my parent got in a fight about what was for lunch. My mom likes to pretend we have a perfect family on facebook.
Friend 1: Well that's shallow.
Friend 2: Yea. They are Facebook Parents
by lovemusic4ever1 July 29, 2014
Get the Facebook Parents mug.The act of hiring a friend or a professional burglar to break into the home that you live in to rob your parents over anything containing monetary value in order for you to make rent. Though some might regard this as unscrupulous, it is less so if your family happens to have a decent property insurance plan and it is also highly ironic.
My mom upped my rent by a hundred dollars so I paid a crackhead sixteen bucks and a pack of cigarettes to break in in the middle of the night and steal my father's x-box. Fortunately he lied on the insurance claim so a Playstation 3 and a 60-inch plasma screen were a byproduct of the ordeal. I condone fucking your parents.
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by Jack Mehoff March 8, 2005
Get the The Dolly Parten mug.Men and women who absolutely know how they would raise children IF they had any. Very irritating people to those who actually DO have children.
She thinks because she's a school teacher that she knows how to raise kids. Actually she's just a childless parent expert and a reproductive failure.
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Get the childless parent expert mug.The people who work their asses off to provide a roof over your head, all the food you eat, the clothes on your back, and all your spending money, only for you to act like a whiny spoiled brat and bash them on the internet.
Helping out with the household chores is not asking for much. YOU go to work for 8-12 hours a day and tell me how much YOU like having to clean up after everyone.
They are not there to ruin your lives. A parents job is trying to raise you so you can deal with life on your own. All those rules you don't like, well guess what? Adults have rules we have to follow to (they're called laws). And speaking of laws, when you get in trouble with the law, we are held responsible for YOUR actions.
So, shut up and cut your parents some slack.
Helping out with the household chores is not asking for much. YOU go to work for 8-12 hours a day and tell me how much YOU like having to clean up after everyone.
They are not there to ruin your lives. A parents job is trying to raise you so you can deal with life on your own. All those rules you don't like, well guess what? Adults have rules we have to follow to (they're called laws). And speaking of laws, when you get in trouble with the law, we are held responsible for YOUR actions.
So, shut up and cut your parents some slack.
When all of you whiny, ungrateful brats are grown up and have a family of your own, you'll realize your parents were not that bad.
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by Anonymous July 19, 2003
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