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Peter Parker Syndrome 

An abnormality that affects nice good looking smart guys that prevents them from ever getting the girl or anything they feel that they deserve. They tend to help others but than the universe tends to screw them over for no apparent reason.
James: Hey, what did Sue say when you asked her out?
Sean: She said, "Awww, thats so sweet. I'll let you know"
James: That doesn't sound good at all man. Sounds like you just got friend zoned.
Sean: I figured. I assumed that if I helped her with her studies and brought up her grades she would finally go out with me.
James: Sounds like you have the Peter Parker Syndrome.
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Mr Parker 

A idiot who has no eyebrows and likes looking at girls in a weird way. He gives you exams for an irrelevant subject that nobody cares about and you almost wanna slap across the face when you see his non eye-browed head. Then he makes you do a page of homework every week despite the lessons having to be practicals he treats it like a english lesson. So if you see him slap him. Then reply saying you were attempting a fake drama punch.
No eyebrows and he is very boring it can only be a Mr Parker!!!
Mr Parker by DoctorColesminion123 November 11, 2019

Coach Parker 

What a daddy. Coach P will give you that D
Oml Coach Parker has a sexy body and will give me that D
Coach Parker by Akenbtbdxjjs February 22, 2022

Ms. Parker 

Hottie neighbor who dresses and behaves provacatively in everyday situations such as gardening or checking the mail.
Coined from the movie Friday starring Ice Cube...ministers wife, Ms. Parker, did her gardening in hot shorts, bending over everytime Ice Cube walked by.
Ms. Parker by Rottie_Grrrl August 12, 2007

Nosey Parker 

Someone who is extremely nosey to the point of being an intrusive asshole.
giddy up outta here you nosey parker!
Nosey Parker by Melodic January 5, 2017

Sarah Jessica Parker 

A horse. Most commonly known as Seabiscuit. Gandalf's white horse, Hidalgo, the Black Stalion, and Mr. Ed the talking horse.
Rick: "Dude, did you see Lord of the Rings: the Two Towers?"
Teddy: "Yeah, Sarah Jessica Parker looked well groomed."

Sarah Jessica Parker 

A materialistic bitch who looks like she has a horse face.
Holy crap! That horse looks like Sarah Jessica Parker!