Phieyl's Paradox

A phenomenon in which attempts to control or slow down the development and deployment of artificial intelligence (AI) systems actually result in the creation of more advanced and capable AI systems. This paradox is named after its creator, Phieyl.

Despite government regulations aimed at slowing down the deployment of AI systems, Phieyl's paradox states that these efforts will only result in the creation of even more advanced AI technology.

by Phieyl February 9, 2023

Mia Khalifa's Paradox

The quasi-scientific phenomena where brown (Muslim, Middle Eastern, South Asian/Asian Indian and occasionally Latina) girls without glasses look nothing alike/ extremely dissimilar yet the same brown girls when using glasses will look extremely similar/almost identical

"Yo bro, that indian girl with glasses in math class looks like mia Khalifa "
"No duh it's called Mia Khalifa's Paradox- brown girls with glasses look similiar to eachother and without glases look different "

by TheScientist420 February 24, 2023

Henrinald’s Paradox

The act of being extremely profitable by not taking actual profits.

The business plan was basically a personification of Henrinald’s Paradox.

by Foreign_Prophet May 12, 2023

The Grandfather Paradox

The best Catch-22 of them all: What if your grandfather was a truly horrific person and you were forced to go back in time and kill him before he could do those bad things. But, if you succeed and your grandmother hasn’t been impregnated with your dad or mum yet, you would not be born, and if you weren’t born, nobody killed your grandfather and well… you know where this is going.

Person 1: “Yo, what’s your favourite paradox?”
Person 2: “It’s The Grandfather Paradox. Such a fascin-.”
Person 1: “Fuck off, it’s so overrated.”

by YellowBinLorry May 24, 2023

The Maxvita Paradox

The Maxvita paradox occurs when an individual, while playing the game CS:GO, uses machine pistols and other inexpensive and high fire-rate SMGs as high valuable AR, whereas when playing with guns such as the AK-47 or the M4A4, the person tries to "spray and pray" while rushing at the enemy. Players acting like that can be named "Maxvita" after the patient zero himself, Maxvita

"That bot is just rushing and spraying with an AK, what an idiot"

"That has to be The Maxvita Paradox"

by Emkii June 13, 2023

Shaun's Paradox

A paradoxical definition of something that makes zero sense and in no way can be defined as a paradox.

"If I was Pinocchio I would say 1+1=2 but secretly say 1+1=3 under my breath to cause a paradox when my nose doesn't grow" this is an example of Shaun's Paradox

by Jraves October 24, 2023

Paramore

An alternative rock, pop punk band formed in 2004 in tenesse consisting of
Hayley Williams - Vocals, keyboards, piano ( since 2004)
Taylor York - bass guitar (since 2004)
Jeremy Davis - lead and rythm guitars, glockenspiel and percussion (since 2007)

Paramore have released 3 albums so far called 'All We Know Is Falling' 'RIOT!' And 'Brand New Eyes' with both 'RIOT' and 'Brand New Eyes' going platinum.

Fans of the bad are typically called 'Parawhores' and are fiercley loyal and protective of the band!
Don't diss Paramore infront of a Parawhore!!!

Paramore are currently signed to Fueled by Ramen and are constanlty part of the vans warped tour line up.

Dude 1 :"I can't believe Josh and Zak Farro left Paramore"
Dude 2: " ikr?! But they were such douches about Hayley in there leaving statement! I don't they will be able to carry on without them"
Dude 1: "... Paramore is still a band!"

by @KawaiiShots August 11, 2012