A kid that likes to eat moo moos for a living. He prevents getting shipped by making people his mommos. Now his entire family has accepted him for what he is. Sometimes he likes to tell people that some kid bit him. Beware of an Amy Paraguay Mahajaria because if he emails you he will say that he is your long lost brother from Paraguay looking to ship 3000 gallons of moo moo milk. He gets scared by people nyanyanyaing him, but if you tap his shoulder to tell him something then he will turn around and nay nay you. He really loves pulling sneakys on people.
Bob Ross: Hey how's it going?
Abraham Daddy: I just got an email.
Bob Ross: By who?
Abraham Daddy: I don't know but I think it was Amy Paraguay Mahajaria'd.
Bob Ross: *reveals himself to be Amy Paraguay Mahajaria*
Abraham Daddy: What the-
Amy Paraguay Mahajaria: Haha, I pulled a little sneaky on ya.
Abraham Daddy: I just got an email.
Bob Ross: By who?
Abraham Daddy: I don't know but I think it was Amy Paraguay Mahajaria'd.
Bob Ross: *reveals himself to be Amy Paraguay Mahajaria*
Abraham Daddy: What the-
Amy Paraguay Mahajaria: Haha, I pulled a little sneaky on ya.
by Beta wala November 6, 2018
Get the Amy Paraguay Mahajaria mug.The feeling a competitive person might experience while using the app Strava: uncomfortably haunting, being watched, followed and judged by other competitive Strava users (strava wankers) based on one's performance.
Might ultimately provoke performance burn-out and/or loss of enjoyment of recreational sportive activities due to a predominantly kudo-focused attitude.
Might ultimately provoke performance burn-out and/or loss of enjoyment of recreational sportive activities due to a predominantly kudo-focused attitude.
Simong: Hey guys, you heard that Fred said he wouldn't enjoy cycling anymore and is private on Strava now?
Kongo: Yeah, the poor lad suffers from severe Strava paranoia and can only enjoy exercise with top performance levels on Strava.
Kongo: Yeah, the poor lad suffers from severe Strava paranoia and can only enjoy exercise with top performance levels on Strava.
by glrd May 16, 2020
Get the Strava paranoia mug.by Wario Defines January 19, 2021
Get the Alt-Paranoia mug.“Karen how do you feel today?”
“I feel a bit naff actually, but I got pinged by the app yesterday so I think it’s just ping paranoia”
“I feel a bit naff actually, but I got pinged by the app yesterday so I think it’s just ping paranoia”
by JonE28 July 15, 2021
Get the Ping Paranoia mug.To feel fear, or to feel threatened, from a situation that you have little control over or that you are not directly affected by. The overwhelming fear is usually not caused by the situation itself but by people exaggerating information to make you obsess over what's going on.
Bystanders Paranoia (or Citizens Paranoia) is different from feeling legitimate fear for yourself and your loved ones due to an outside force that has a significant of hurting you.
Bystanders Paranoia is fear that is, most of the time, brought on by political discourse, in which news sources and journalists over-hype to get you to feel more dependent on said news sources.
The fear will then cause the affected to spend every moment of their time focusing on nothing but how the news tells them to feel about the situation, afraid and unsafe.
Those affected by Bystanders Paranoia will be unable to recognize that the people telling them these stories are only manipulating their fear to get them to listen to more monotonous, disingenuous reports on the situation.
Bystanders Paranoia (or Citizens Paranoia) is different from feeling legitimate fear for yourself and your loved ones due to an outside force that has a significant of hurting you.
Bystanders Paranoia is fear that is, most of the time, brought on by political discourse, in which news sources and journalists over-hype to get you to feel more dependent on said news sources.
The fear will then cause the affected to spend every moment of their time focusing on nothing but how the news tells them to feel about the situation, afraid and unsafe.
Those affected by Bystanders Paranoia will be unable to recognize that the people telling them these stories are only manipulating their fear to get them to listen to more monotonous, disingenuous reports on the situation.
Boy 1: I'm kind of worried about Leann, she been doing nothing but watching CNN and reading ABC News for days. She always seems like she's terrified of something.
Girl 1: I think those news channels gave her Bystanders Paranoia. Poor thing.
Boy 2: I fucking hate journalists. All of them are fags.
Girl 1: I think those news channels gave her Bystanders Paranoia. Poor thing.
Boy 2: I fucking hate journalists. All of them are fags.
by chatterbug779 August 1, 2021
Get the Bystanders Paranoia mug.1. Denoting the action in which someone would write a large amount of text equating to one of an entire paragraph for a single definition. The aforementioned definition does not require being properly segregated into 3-5 paragraphs in order to classify as an Urban Paragraph, of which would instead meet the criteria for an Urban Encyclopedia. It merely requires just two paragraphs complete with 1. A definition complete with an extremely verbose general description of the word or phrase, and 2. An example of the aforementioned word or phrase.
by bruhthisismyhandle August 26, 2021
Get the urban paragraph mug.Bio teacher: you need to write 5 scientific paragraphs.
Student: Ok
Bio teacher, they are 10 sentences long EACH.
Student: FUCK
Student: Ok
Bio teacher, they are 10 sentences long EACH.
Student: FUCK
by wild pussy cat February 3, 2022
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