parking lot chicken

The rotisserie chicken that you buy at the grocery store that is already cooked and hot.

For dinner I will pick up a parking lot chicken at the grocery store on the way home from work.

by Karen January 31, 2017

parking lot hero

When you can't get greasy at home or up a dirt road so you do it in public parking lots.

Did you see Alphonsis railing Jasmin in the parking lot? He's such a parking lot hero

by EWC2K17 June 3, 2017

Pickin’ Grin

The facial expression of satisfaction and relief displayed when you dig up in your old booty hole and scratch that wicked itch.

We knew Don was diggin’ his hemorrhoids cause his arm was round his back and he had that pickin’ grin.

by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

Picking Your Pecker

1. To waste time, to procrastinate.

2. To masturbate.

1. Quit picking your pecker and get to work!
2. After I get home I’ll hop in bed to start picking my pecker to some wild porn!

by The ROFL Place December 10, 2018

parking party

(n.) an event for people looking to have a human connection with others without the need to gather outside of their cars. Usually large groups park their vehicles in the same area and listen to the same radio station. It can be as interactive as the attendees are comfortable with.

Going to Jerron’s parking party tonight? I’d go just to show off my new woofer.

by LuckyNumberC May 30, 2020

parkin

A dumbass, the exact opposite of a genius

There's a parkin at my doorstep asking for candy

by Unloaded Address April 26, 2023

executive parking

Getting the best parking spot possible.

May also be exclaimed "Executive!" - as in "look, I found executive parking".

Most likely used when in the car with friends and said in a sing-song voice ("e-XECU-tive"). Often said together as a group as you see the sweet parking spot (many times preceded by a conversation about if you're going to get executive parking)

Passanger 1: "I wonder if we're going to find executive parking, I hate walking 2 blocks back to the apartment"

Driver: "For sure, let me see if the spot is open up front"

Passanger 1, Driver, any other passangers: "ExECUtive!"

Passanger 1: "Bad ass dude, you got executive parking!"

by egads March 26, 2008