light crumb

A piece of writing that has met the standards of publication, yet is without literary merit.

"His last book was entertaining, but it was too light crumb compared to his earlier work."

by Camposito October 6, 2009

Butt crumbs

Butt crumbs are leftover poop crumbs in your underwear that you meant to wipe off your ass after taking a big dump.

Sally: Daddy, what’s that in my underwear?
Father: I believe those are butt crumbs, honey.
Sally: Eww, I must have forgotten to wipe my bottom when I was on the potty.
Father: Just clean up and take a bath, and we won’t tell Mom. It’ll be our little secret.
Sally: Okay daddy! 🤗

by efishies15 January 25, 2019

Bum crumb

Residue of toilet paper left on someone’s behind after wiping.

“Did you know kyle’s dad’s “bum crumbs” float up to the top of the water when his dad has a bath”

by anonymous November 30, 2021

Crumb chips

Noun. Chips that have been crunched into sprinkles. The legit leftovers that most went even ponder to eat. Good for sandwiches.

Big dog my brother said he left me some chips on the table. This kid went so ham on this bag all he left me was crumb chips!!

by Bigdoginc June 5, 2019

popped crumbs

When a mans anal juices burst from his hole

We fucked too hard and he popped crumbs.

by manbro6969 February 25, 2015

crumb shelf

Cleavage that is particularly notorious for picking up crumbs. This often happens if you wear open tops, or have a larger shelf to work with.

Jodie checked her bra only to find half of that oreo she lost earlier — thanks, crumb shelf!

by ogmack122 June 29, 2017

Crumb

Fuck nigga bum someone who’s not on shit

Why you Crumb ass didn’t pick up for me

by Richneph November 23, 2021