The Second Day After Never 

Beyond never. It will not only never happen, but I would bet against it happening until all time ends, plus two days. (and what is a "day" after time stops?)

Q: Do you think the pope will become a muslim or a jew?

A: Sure, He'll become a Jew or a Muslim the second day after never.

The Second Day After Never by RacistAsshole November 17, 2011

You're Never Gonna Make It 

Words that are used by Luke Hemmings when you are trying to say some thing but he won't let you

Calum:"Hi I'm Ashton Irwin best drummer in the world"
Luke:"Cut! Cut! Cut! You're Never Gonna Make It"

You're Never Gonna Make It by You're Never Gonna Make It June 7, 2020

Well, I never! 

A very British and gentleman way of sounding offended and scandalized.

Bob: Lady, you're ugly as sin, if Boris Johnson and you were in a beauty contest, he would clearly win.

Jane: Well, I never!

Well, I never! by Ricardo58 July 3, 2021

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read 

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read is a vine reference used by nostalgic people who miss vine

"Hey could you read page 21 for the class?"
"No I can not WHADDUP I'M JARED I'M 19 AND I NEVER FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO READ

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read by Kirbylove May 6, 2018

Tomorrow Never Knows

The very first "psychedelic" song in the history of rock n' roll. Appeared on the Beatles 1966 album, Revolver. It was also one of the most revolutionary songs in studio recording history.

Tomorrow Never Knows was an important song.

Tomorrow Never Knows by yonoid October 30, 2004

To the never get back 

Always the get back when sometimes, but remember: the moment is when no can get back, it is the never get back.

Bodybuilding is reached to the never get back.

To the never get back by Allcrimes April 8, 2011

happily never after

The truth behind the lies the worlds media spreads. There is no such thing as happily ever after apart from those who have wealth and power which is an underwhelming minority of the worlds population! The rest of us are slaves to a new type of peasantry but most people are too brainwashed to realise there freedom is artificial

Happily ever after? More like happily never after!

happily never after by dhdu hf June 27, 2014