muddit

A take-off of the word mullet, originally meaning the famous 80's hair style.
Now in the new boo terminology the word muddit is in reference to any part of the head and slash or face. The word is highly contingent on the context of the sentence and therefore can have multiple meanings.

Lerk your mullit to the phone I need to speak with eyes!

by The O rig O nal April 6, 2003

muddarfukkar

how east indian people say "motherfucker", you'll probably hear this after not paying your cab fare.

**Jake hops in cab**

Cab Driver: "Where du you wandt to go?"

Jake: "Uhh, the mall"

**arrives at mall, Jake books it**

Cab Driver: "Heh, gut bakk here Muddarfukkar!"

by diseased sheep October 2, 2006

muddy river

The act of punching a woman in the abdominal region after performing anal intercourse; causing a large volume of human waste to be thrust out in a liquid form.

I was fucking Cindy last night and I decided to give her the old Muddy River. Sadly, I had to get new sheets.

by OG Pueblo October 9, 2007

cheese and crackers got all muddy

"Acceptably appropriate" version of "Jesus Christ and God Almighty". Often used by those who are used to being among polite company (and are kind of a nerd).

6-year-old in tux: *stubs toe* "Cheese and crackers got all muddy!"

by ZMia December 13, 2008

Muddy Buddy

After vigorous anal sex, when there is a thin layer of doo-doo butter still present on the penis, the act of sprinkling powdered sugar on said butt-butter and assertively ramming it down the woman's throat.
Inspired by the Chex snack, Muddy Buddies.

Last night I gave Kari the Muddy Buddy until her face turned Blue.

by Mr. Hill March 29, 2007

Muddy foot print

When approaching the end of an anal sex session, find a nice light colored surface (ie linoleum, tile, wood), pull out and slap your chocolate covered meat down. This will leave a "muddy footprint".

Hey, did you see that sweet "muddy foot print" I left on the kitchen table?

by Richardo - X January 21, 2008

Muddshaft

A gay derivative of the popular Mudslide cocktail.

* Prepare mudslide cocktail
* Add a float of Jim Beam Black
* Garnish with a Hillshire Farm Lit'l Smokies cocktail sausage

After a long night with his boyfriend... Trevor just wanted to set on his inflatable donut seat cushion and down a Muddshaft to drown the pain.

by Spanky007 September 9, 2009