moretician

A funeral-home director whom they call in when there's an uptick in da number of folks who are kickin' da bucket.

If a MOREtician deals with LARGER-than-usual numbers of deceased humans, and a LESStician studies FEWER cases than da norm, what would we call an undertaker with just an ordinary "workload"? An "AVERAGEtician"???

by QuacksO August 22, 2025

Brendamn Morethrob

The highest paid amateur sex artist who uses yogurt to conceal his naked body during his heinous acts on film.

Samantha: I hear Brendamn Morethrob's favorite food is taco.

Kristin: What do you...
Samantha: You know exactly what I mean, Kristin.

by TheTrueBoyWonder December 3, 2015

ethan moreta

These two words describe a bony pick with fake abs and ape face. Another definition a skinny kid who was walking down the street, and got penetrated by a fire truck, and has lumps on his head if you shave his hair off.

This Ethan Moreta tried to call me a black gringo.

by Visco girls October 24, 2019

The Kyle Moretti

The act of gooning to malnourished turkey pheasants. Finding great pleasure in mating fowls.

Omg, do you see them in the field over there? I am about to do The Kyle Moretti.

by Branchovic March 3, 2026

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025