A man who loves hobbits more than anything else in the world. While he says that short people frighten him, he secretly wishes that he were one of the short folk who lives in a hobbit hill. Earrons love to wear capes and skip around joyfully when no one is looking. Around humans, they act tough and no-nonsense, but when they are alone their inner-hobbit comes out.
Frodo: "Where is Earron?"
Sam: "He forgot his cape and missed the ferry."
The highest paid amateur sex artist who uses yogurt to conceal his naked body during his heinous acts on film.
Samantha: I hear Brendamn Morethrob's favorite food is taco.
Kristin: What do you...
Samantha: You know exactly what I mean, Kristin.