Mongolier

Title.

A position of royalty in utter foolishness. i.e. for a Jester to becomg King.

For George W. Bush to not remain president would be less than Mongolier.

by the_ultraplanarian December 6, 2004

mongolian handcuffs

taking a six pack that is attached by plastic rings, removing one beer by means of "shot gunning" it, and subsequently placing your wrist through the empty ring, thereby having one hand cuffed by the five remaining beers.

Dude, we should pretend to be mongolians, wearing mongolian handcuffs by putting our hand in an empty beer ring from a six pack

by mongolian champion October 8, 2010

Mongolian Surprise

When you are fucking your girl in the ass and quickly go around to stick it in her mouth

My girl is still pissed at me cause I Mongolian surprised her last night

by Funnyguy42069 June 13, 2019

Mondo

We all have that one friend who is just a genuinely nice guy. His intentions are always to benefit others and treat his peers with respect. This person in your group is a Mondo.

Matthew is the Mondo in our group because he is always looking out for us.

by Puwackowipol May 4, 2020

Mongolian Children

What I keep in my basement

I have a Mongolian children on my basement

by MEJION July 6, 2020

Mongolian Tootsie Roll

When you take a steaming shit and wrap it in toilet paper, then place it on the top of the toilet for the next user to enjoy.

Jeff thanked me for the Mongolian Tootsie Roll I left him when we talked in the break room.

by Suspensee October 6, 2020

moneño

Literally anything depending on tone. Just a bunch or gibberish to others around you but sense full gibberish to you and the others with understanding of the context.

Me: “Moneño 🥰”
My Fiancé: “Aww, Moneño, baby😚”
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Me: “Moneño? 🤔”
My Fiancé: “Moneño 😈”

by Bea-Bea the Bee September 21, 2022