Muffe Time

When a person dresses up as a fucking fat moron and has fun

Person 1: did you see jerry yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah he was a really having a Muffe Time

by Jaryl Haymen April 2, 2019

Muff Diver

An occupation many black men avoid.

White guy: I'm a muff diver.
Black guy with disgusted look: Thas nasty.

by Labial Licker November 5, 2019

muffee

a person (usually male) that is hotter than the sun that is often loved by many girls.

"Did you see that muffee over there? He's so hot I love him."

by anonymous April 13, 2021

Muff Stuffing

Cock blocking, but done to a female. The female version of being cock blocked

1.) "Gladys you totally muff stuffed me on the shuffle board court earlier"
2.) "Stop muff stuffing me Becky!"
3.) "Yo watch this, I'm totally going to muff stuff this chick"

by MuffStuffcreator69 April 27, 2021

Muff Motive

An informal gathering involving a high female to male ratio, so the females have no other choice.

Wanna come to the pub for a couple cold ones then head back to mine for a fat muff motive.

by JoshyP213 May 15, 2021

muff cabbage

Is a new jersey woman with an extremely hairy vagina

this woman vagina is a muff cabbage

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021

Muff Move

An act or gesture that is supremely generous, selfless, decent, or otherwise rad. The "yin" to a Dick Move's "yang". Used to highlight a moment where somebody has done something truly excellent to make other people's lives better.

I really needed to get away early, so Brady covered for me in my 4:00 meeting. Absolute muff move. Love that guy.

Remember when Stevo gave me his last smoke because I'd run out and the shops were shut? Muff move!

by Genuine Tool November 11, 2022