Maintenance Poke

To Facebook Poke a guy or girl you have in mind for a possible date or relationship in the future. You may not have enough contact or conversation to do more at this stage.

I was poking her for months before we eventually hooked up. you know i maintenance poked. -Maintenance poke

by sbfacepoker May 28, 2012

Mantequila

The male version of a butter face. Derived from the Spanish word for butter. Also works as man tequila, inferring that one will need some tequila before for the unattractiveness of a male can be overlooked.

I just got hit on by a mantequila, I'm gonna need about four shots before I can take his ugly ass home.

by Sticky Sheets January 20, 2015

Mantecon

HUGE slut. Wears red lipstick a lot and drinks out of phallic shaped things BECAUSE SHE CAN.
. . .
Also, has nice eyes and a beautiful heart.

"Whoa, dude you look WRECKED"
"Yeah, totally having a mantecon day"

by buttkisser3000 June 22, 2014

mince flicker

Mince flicking is the process off flicking minge. Or generally operating the female genitalia area.

Old woman: Can you play with my naughty area?

Man: err no... what do you think I am some sort of mince flicker?

by Charles mason'sapussy June 27, 2014

Mantelopes

Another word for man boobs or man tits

Kid: is that a woman?
Dad: no it's Phil Mickelson
Kid: oh, those are mantelopes

by OhSoThaddy April 17, 2016

mince em

Gaming Barnsley slang meaning: Kill them.

Oh poo, bad guys are here... Mince em

by Ultimatedefiance October 7, 2016

mantering

The innate impulse for a man to come up with a scientific sounding explanation... whether fact or bullshit, for whatever he is accused of doing at the time.

Mantering ie : 1." no baby, if I fuck you in the ass due to the methane reports, that would bring a whole reduction in methane gas around the world ie; 2 ." Yeah Baby... she is my ex ... but, I had to fuck her at least two to three more times, just to make sure I was in love with you! "

by GGgGGgrgr May 26, 2017