This is a “Nerb” a noun verb used to describe a male who would use mouth wash or brush ones nice teeth to gently kiss on such woman in the middle of the night. However, due to queefing and other issues woman was fired from job title.
“Hello? I wanted to marry a winner however, I went on to many dates to the movies, dinner, golfing, states/countries, with to many losers. I always wanted to marry a winner. . . Oh who am I kidding no I didn’t I’ll just go to the theater that isn’t opened every single night??? by myself. I guess I’ll just get used to having a Missing husband.
Inserts common knowledge here . ; )
Inserts common knowledge here . ; )
by RightTriangle October 7, 2019

Dude, I was pissing my pants yesterday. My sister used the bathroom after me, and I think she found my Missing Nut based off of her scream.
Damn bro, you're dead!
Damn bro, you're dead!
by Livinlikelanger April 4, 2019

1: they gave me a coconut raspberry rebel instead of my bubblegum frost... really missed the biscuit on that one.
2: yeah I’ve been working open to close for the past two weeks, but hey, can’t miss the biscuit, right?
2: yeah I’ve been working open to close for the past two weeks, but hey, can’t miss the biscuit, right?
by MissedBiscuits December 26, 2018

by Crown-Fondler September 28, 2022

That awkward moment when you are paying attention to something else while trying to take a drink and end up making out with the cup or glass in front of your date. He/she then looks at you in disgust
Stefanie embarrassed herself on a date when she licked her iced tea and thought to herself "Damn, I'm missing the straw!"
by The Last Albino Gorilla June 8, 2017

a mean ass hoe that can't teach for her fucking life she has a horrible haircut and is ugly asf she will probably die fucking a bitch cause she is such a slut and a fucking whore bag
by fagason February 26, 2015

by Miss Dowlings Student May 9, 2021
