the hurt locker

the oscar winning best picture of 2009/10, a fantastic juxtaposition of cinematic genious/drivel based on a true story by someone who will have no social/political relevance to anyone anywhere globally in about 5 minutes. An artistic picture about the horrors and beauty of *something/whatever*, I didn't actually bother since I have no interest in Iraq/war.

and the hurt locker wins over avatar best picture of the year and that's why I don't care for the oscars enough to watch them. And superbad wins best comedy. Oh Jesus! Do not care, busy; rolling a joint now.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh October 6, 2010

locktober

Complete opposite of no Simp September, the goal of Locktober is to find a significant other to lock yourself with. It is on for the whole month of October.

LOCKTOBER SZN.

by anonymous October 2, 2020

locked box

inventor the internet also said put your money in locked box.

my babe has a locked box. I said, " Did you put Money it? ".

by sinbad_duke_of_east_los March 24, 2007

ice locked

Bored, stuck in random spot on internet. Without ideas or places to go, last resort.

Jimmy was so ice locked, he gave up on the internet.

by Corey Salemi August 6, 2007

Chocolate Locker

An ice-box full of delicious chocolate treats. (i.e. eatmore chocolate bars, himalayan pink salt chocolate caramels, etc.)

Hey son, you should take a look! i put some treats in your chocolate locker.

by 1567854673 September 10, 2010

Shit Locker

Someone shits in a Ziploc bag, and then puts it in someones locker.

Bob: Hey, did you know that James got shit lockered this morning?
Ben: No Way!

by Bully Bitch June 9, 2016

locker

Jewish racial term
Term used to Describe people acting Jewish

Don't be a Locker! Give me my money back!

by Punk Bitch June 11, 2007