Lockered

(Past Participle)
1: To be hazed. Generally, by upperclassmen. Derivative of being shoved in a school locker.

2: To be completely shut out in sports or an online game. To score no points and contribute absolutely nothing to one's team.

3: Skunked.

4: Totally humiliated.

”Oh smoke! I got Lockered! Sorry about that last game gentlemen. I’m ashamed of myself.”

by alpine_w October 2, 2024

Hurt Lockered

1. When a lawyers group, in an effort to gain attention and money from illegal downloads sends out mass lawsuit settlement letters to try and recoup cash for the production companies and to gain media notoriety.

2. A scare tactic where lawyers send out settlement letters to collect massive amounts of money from illegal downloaders. Generally starting at $15,000-20,000 and then accepting $1500-2500 for the settlement.

3. The nervous or sick feeling you get when you receive a settlement letter from lawyers notifying you that you were caught illegally downloading files and you own them tens of thousands of dollars.

4. A tactic lawyers came up with to recoup lost earnings made famous by the movie the Academy Award winning film, The Hurt Locker.

I got a letter from this law firm telling me they got my IP address from my provider and were suing me for $20,000 dollars!

I thought I was gonna die I was so freaked out.

I ended getting Hurt Lockered for $1500 in the end after settlement.

by richardslinger September 10, 2010

lockerzed

When a site cannot handle excess server load from a predictably busy day. Derived from the infamous server load related errors produced during a prize restock on lockerz.

Yo man, I heard BestBuy was selling 40" plasma tv's for $50 starting at 1am online only, but when I tried to load the page it was lockerzed.

by SgtSquirrel December 17, 2009

lockeridge

Slang for a peer who enjoys the company of larger women. A lockeridge will tend to prey on big women at parties, waiting until the right moment (often when the buffet is empty and they are feeling most vulnerable)to pounce on his prey.

Crikey - you'd need to be a lockeridge to stick her! or
Wow - I wish I was like lockeridge, that guy can stick anything!

by RhysO July 21, 2007

Luckered

When you die to bad players in a game.

Damn, got luckered by that scrub.

by Ralph henry Wiggum August 5, 2010

lockeed martin

this word came about when i went to germany and was asked if Lockeed Martin was a "Nigar Factory". So now it is a term i use to refer to black people.

Don't tell the lockeed martin's about this word.

by hoob May 17, 2006

caught lackered

1....Found out reoiling Dr Marin Boots, when clearly new pair necessary, complete cheap skate.
2...Found facing magistrates again,scary building with super shiny hard wearing floor varnish.Person

hardly given a chance to explain, floor so skiddy,guilty within moments.

Vern..."your not oiling your cherry Martinz again,"caught lackered or what?"
Brad..."heard you were getting busted again today,how fast this time,were you caught lackered?"

by gingerprawn May 4, 2018