GREEN PORCH LIGHT

When driving by a house with a green porch light on, Make sure to honk your horn in support of Marijuana use. Or knock on the door for a trick or treat.

Hey, look at that house with a green porch light, lets honk to support pot heads everywhere. If you knock you might get lucky, as someone could be waiting with a sack or a joint to share with you.

by Katesterz June 14, 2023

Second-Light Syndrome

This occurs when you are driving on the street and your mind looks past the first traffic light to the second one, thus resulting you driving through a red light because you see the green one ahead. The brain's subconscious is focused on the second green light ahead as opposed to the red light you are about to pass through. It happens more frequently when the lights are close together.

TOM: Yo man, slow down you are about to blow through that light.
CARL: Sorry man, thanks for telling me, I didn't even see it. I was suffering from second-light syndrome.

by Tim Regan November 15, 2009

Red Light District Hair

Hair that has been tousled to the point that it looks as if the person afflicted has just left the Red Light District. The condition generally affects males. Sometimes referred to as RLDH, for short.

Girl: After making out for awhile on my couch last night, he got some serious Red Light District hair.
Friend: Cute.

by snizzlepoof June 26, 2010

Bud Light

The beer used to be kind of good, but now it has become a beer where, if you drink it, a dress will magically appear around you. Now it sucks! It has become Trans-(formers)

Bro 1: *Drinks Coors Light beer
Bro 2: *Drinks Modelo beer
Bro 3: *Starts Drinking Bud Light
Bro 1 and 2: Noooo! Don't drink that!
Bro 3: *Finishing Bud Light.

Why not?

Bro 1 and 2: Because of (censor playing Transformers theme. Transformers robots in disguise!)dress.

Bro 3: I feel funny. *Dress appears.

(Transformsers theme plays in the background). *Becomes Trans-(formers)
Trans-(former) 3: Noooooo!

by HawaiianPunch1 July 15, 2023

lighthouse

To spray shit laterally on the vertical walls of a toilet stall. Note: Typically of a diarrhea-like consistency.

Buddy Lou was rushing to pull his pants down so fast as he entered the shitter after first noticing strong pangs of diarrhea, locked the stall door behind him, but 0h n03s he accidentally lighthoused it with a mighty colon blow.

by Dahveed October 10, 2005

red light district

A run-down part of a town or city that is frequented by thugs and hoodlums. Best known for being the centre of the prostitution industry.

I saw yo mama in the red light district.

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

Lightening

Alternate spelling for lightning, often used by moronic Internet junkies and feeble-minded cretinous Facebook users.

Status: "Wow, thunder and lightening tonight!"
Fifteen of my fuckwit friends 'like' this.

Comment:"Really, a storm and altered skin tone?"

by NoSnKi December 16, 2011