Lionel Andres Messi

THE ABSOLUTE GOAT OF FOOTBALL NOBODY CAN BEAT HIM

LIONEL ANDRES MESSI IS TOO GOOD

by The niggling beast January 3, 2023

mountain lion

A mountain lion is similar to a cougar, only it refers to an UN-attractive older woman seeking younger men. The only difference between the terms mountain lion and cougar are that cougars are usually somewhat attractive, and mountain lions are usually quite ugly. The mountain lion's natural habitat is at bars.
I was walking back from the men's room, and a mountain lion tried to attack me with a crotch grab!

I thought I spotted a cougar across the bar, but she turned around, and was definitely a mountain lion.

I was walking back from the men's room, and a mountain lion tried to attack me with a crotch grab!

I thought I spotted a cougar across the bar, but she turned around, and was definitely a mountain lion.

by Wubang3r January 17, 2007

lion king-ing

When you nuzzle into someone, (generally into their neck) in a cute and slightly atavistic fashion, much like employed by Simba and Nala in the popular Disney film, "The Lion King"

Hannah; What are you doing?
Rhiannon; Lion King-ing you. What? It's cute!

by RhiannonD May 13, 2008

Snoop Lion

Snoop Dogg's reggae name, used in his first reggae song; La La La.

It's no surprise that Snoop Lion made a reggae song, considering his love for bud.

by mamaluigi9001 July 23, 2012

Lion King

Noun

1. A term used to describe the bizarre sexual fetish of going on a safari, killing a lion, having that lion made into a rug, bringing that rug to your house, going to a bar, picking up a woman, bringing her back to your house, shagging her on the lion rug and right before climax, withdrawing and ejaculating into the lion's mouth.

"I finally crossed Lion King off my bucket list...man, that was a lot of work!"

by billebllunt May 8, 2014

The Lion King

Right before cumming, you pull out and splooge in the paml of your hand. then you place your thumb in it, coat it in cum and smeer the same pattern on the girl;s forhead that the monkey did to Simba in the lion king.
This is followed by holding her up by her shoulders on display.

I gave the girl The Lion King and then displayed her to the crowd. everyone cheered

by norsgat bros February 3, 2010

Lion King

when you cum on a girls forehead and then draw a line across the forehead with your thumb and whisper "Simba"

frank-"she told me i drew a line across her face with my cum and whispered "simba"

Joe-"ahh nice bro you gave her the ol' lion king"

by Brutus the Interpreter October 29, 2010