Limpified

A state of post limping in which someone has stuck their limp penis inside an asshole, and the person receiving the limpy has squeezed the limp penis with the anus until it gets erect and ejaculates.

Damn! You see how Matt got limpified? Jason almost pink socked him.

by Philip miasso September 22, 2023

limmy bash

to rev the absolute shit outta your car, to show that you do in fact have a microscopic penis

“did you see Bailey limmy bash his car?”

“Yeah he definitely has a small cock”

“Agreed”

by camjbfg October 18, 2023

shimmy limmy

A used word when someone is happy or frustrated but only one girl can pull off the word shimmy limmy and that is EVIE. Some other words she uses are jack, joint, hee hee, unavailable, denied, and pork. I will never forget this time when she came in the bathroom laughing or crying. It was hilarious.

Evie: we need to shimmy limmy

Or : here's a little shimmy limmy

by Shimmy Limmy January 17, 2018

gloggy lippy

When you are having a good old snog and ones snot runs onto the lips and into the mouth of another.

Phoebe: Sophie I heard you went round to Ash's yesterday afternoon?
Sophie: Yes Pheebs, I am so embarrassed. When we kissed my nose started gushing, I think I got a cold from when I shared my Olbos oil sniffer with that guy Karl from the bus station.
Phoebe: Oh don't worry Soph, that's just a gloggy lippy, I do it all the time.
Sophie: Oh phew, because it was the best kiss I ever had.

#gloggylipsmakeforagoodkiss

by wizzasaurus September 18, 2018

shrimp limp dick

An undersized penis

“Hey bro, you really have a shrimp limp dick”

by Madelyn Victoria Webb December 21, 2020

Jimmy Limp Dick

The opposite of Chad Thunder Cock, the beta male; one which wears a flaccid penis for every second of its miserable life.

You: Ayden is such a chad thundercock!
Me: Yeah bro, unlike that jimmy limp dick Kyle
You: And not like that penguin with dicks guy

Me: You spittin my brother!!

by Dawwonnn January 20, 2021

pawit limpasuthum

Walking dictionary, some kind of genius that's porch got addicted to

you so fucking pawit limpasuthum

by urfriendlypedo February 16, 2022