life

Eh, what can you say...shit happens.

Life is the most widespread sexually transmitted desease, far surpassing AIDS. Life is deadly in every occurence. There is currently no cure for life. Common side affects are depression, love, hunger, and diarrhea.

If you feel the sudden urge to bone a girl as most infected people do, please buy a condom so you don't pass on the desease. Thankyou.

I've already spread life to 13 people, each with a different momma.

by CJDJ September 25, 2005

my life is twilight

(1) a group of twilight obsessed people who want to post twilight related information anonymously to the world.
(2) a web site similar to MLIA FML and MLIG consisting of girls age 10-15 discussing their love of a wolf or a 108 year old virgin who sparkles (both fictional)

god she is such a twihard she has my life is twilight as her home page.

by myhavecokkie January 10, 2010

Life Moment

A important moment in time that defines an era in an individual's life. They are not often perceived while taking place, but easily recognized in retrospect, and sometimes only moments after they occur.

A few of my life moments include: the first time I rode a school bus by myself, getting my driver's license and my first date with Stacey Leiker.

by vidgeek June 22, 2009

life is peachy

Korn's second album. Probably their best besides Follow the Leader and The Paradigm Shift. It includes amazing songs such as "A.D.I.D.A.S.", "Good God, No Place to Hide, and Kill You.

"Life Is Peachy" is the sophomore album by Korn.

Me: Have you heard Life is Peachy by Korn?!?
Other guy: Dude wtf, why do you listen to devil music?
Me: *facepalm*

by msid9999 May 21, 2014

quarter life crisis

A philosophical overwhelmedness with the reality of one's own personal freedom (which occurring between 20 and 30 years of age).

When I was 24 my quarter life crisis led me to quit my job and drive across the country without a plan.

by elle_gee January 22, 2011

Speak Life

Some days life feels perfect
Other days, it just ain't workin'
The good, the bad, the right, the wrong
And everything in between
Yo it's crazy, amazing
We can turn our heart through the words we say
Mountains crumble with every syllable
Hope can live or die
So speak life, speak life
To the deadest darkest night
Speak life, speak life
When the sun won't shine and you don't know why
Look into the eyes of the broken hearted
Watch them come alive as soon as you speak hope
You speak love, you speak
You speak life, oh oh oh oh oh
You speak life, oh oh oh oh oh
Some days the tongue gets twisted
Other day my thoughts just fall apart
I do, I don't, I will, I won't
It's like I'm drowning in the deep
Well, it's crazy to imagine
Words from my lips as the arms of compassion
Mountains crumble with every syllable
Hope can live or die
Lift your head a little higher
Spread the love like fire
Hope will fall like rain
When you speak life with the words you say
Raise your thoughts a little higher
Use your words to inspire
Joy will fall like rain when you speak life with the things you say

Speak Life, song by TobyMac

by Ok hun September 12, 2019

Life wife

When a male lives with a female roomate and they are not in love. It is her civic duty to nag him about cleaning and taking out the trash.
She's is also responsible for giving him input about his life choices ( work relationshipso etc.)

Person 1: I always see those two out together are they dating?

Person 2: no that's just his roomate aka life wife.

by Mo vitt December 15, 2015