Jewish Christmas 

When you have that one Jewish friend and it’s November 1st so you play Christmas music but they don’t celebrate it so on this day it’s ok to play Christmas and Hanukkah music

“ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEARRRR”

(Jewish friend) LETS DECORATE I LOVE CHRISTMAS
It’s Jewish Christmas!

Jewish Christmas by Snazztabulous Avocado🥑 November 1, 2019

Jewish sneeze

When your bitch, sneezes during sex and your dick gets stuck in her vagina

Friend: how was last night

Timmy: yeh it was good but my bitch did a jewish sneeze

Jewish sneeze by DaddyLoves 8===D November 17, 2019

Jewish Dustbuster 

Busting a fat nut and having your partner snot it up their nose.

Yo Bryan made Jenna his Jewish Dustbuster

Jewish Dustbuster by Skinny white chick November 22, 2019

jewish juvenile jinx 

when the government sidetracks Jews from making babies and lessens their wealth because they don't have families.

The Jewish juvenile jinx made them have the lowest birth rate for a subgroup of the White race.

jewish juvenile jinx by Coop Dupe November 26, 2019

Jewish Apple

A handgrenade, due to the fact that German Army members would often make Jews chew on them like apples before they exploded.

Jerry: We’re getting a new supply of Jewish Apples next Tuesday.
Tom: Thank god! I was beginning to think I wouldn’t be able to violently traumatize a family again!

Jewish Apple by .TheEel January 30, 2020

Jewish Doorbell 

When one arrives at the home of a person they arranged to scoop, and they honk their car horn instead of texting the person to let them know they have arrived, or getting out of the hoopty to knock or ring the actual doorbell or any other means of making their presence known

Doug: "Hey Grandpa! why is there an incessant car horn going off outside? I'm trying to watch The Price is Right!"

Grandpa: "That's just Mr. Goldstein ringing the Jewish Doorbell, Doug. We're going to lunch with the ladies from the Senior Center."

Jewish Doorbell by HBAD May 4, 2020

jewish driveby 

when someone drags their ass along your entire body as if they were a dog dragging their butt along the ground.

dang she shit me with a Jewish driveby after sex bro it was awsome

jewish driveby by Garry mf winthorp August 21, 2020