Jersey Floor

When a floor is so overcrowded with trash that it almost resembles the Jersey Shore.

Mom- Billy, go clean your room. It looks like a Jersey Floor.
Billy- That was Harsh, mom.

by La Araña Discoteca June 4, 2011

New Jersey Soap Pump

The act of one man ejaculating onto the palm of another man, who then uses the seamen to lube his penis during masturbation. This is commonly used in saunas for when gay men arn't ready to get it on.

After dozens of New Jersey Soap Pumps, everyones prostate was aflame, but the night had only begun.

by Hummus43 August 30, 2011

Jersey

The best mother fuckin state in the country. If you think you're tough go to Camden or JC, we'll see what's up. Only the strong survive in this state biatch.

you ain't shit unless you from Jersey, we don't take nothin' from nobody.

by Phat Tony April 27, 2006

New Jersey

noun

(see shithole)

Wow, this shithole reminds me of New Jersey!

by Foznots November 1, 2009

the name Jersey

The best female human being you will posibly ever meet.

The name Jersey is a pleasant name.

by The Best definition maker January 28, 2018

jerbs

A sexy group of friends, much like a gang, that spend every moment together and like to fuck shit up. They party hard and usually smoke weed before they start their day. The only thing jerbs are frowned apon for is having orgys with each other. Jerbs usually contain five people, and the group contains at least two girls. Jerbs run shit.

I hear some of those jerbs got expelled for possesion of drugs, they are so care free and intimidating, I wish I was one too.

by sexkittensexya March 14, 2011

Jersak

A Unique last name originating from Czechoslovakia that means Bad ass and other variations of cool.

"Hey his last name is Jersak"
"he must be bad ass"
"I heard bad ass is six levels above cool"

by Justice Jersak August 5, 2008