jacket dance

dance someone does when trying to put on their jacket and have one of the arms on but cant grab other one.

i was in such a rush this morning i did a jacket dance for 30 seconds

by ghbstntbnt June 24, 2009

wack-it-jacket

A male sex toy. A hollow silicon tube with ribbed or many different textures inside to give the user hella pleasure that the hand just can't do.

"I'm tired of wackin it with my hand, I'm gonna use my wack-it-jacket and some lube to get the job done. Merica! " JPY

by Gorillajp November 23, 2015

kangaroo jacket

Hoodie with a pocket in the front

It was getting cold so John put his kangaroo jacket on and warmed his hands in the front pocket

by Gadeade May 3, 2018

Zebra-Jacket

The definitive article of clothing worn by Zebra Jacket Girl(see also ZJ)

Oh shoot Greg ZEBRA-JACKET GIRL!

by Pacman210 March 26, 2009

Fed-Jacket

A slang word typically used by those on the Right side of Politics meaning to accuse someone of being a Federal Agent online who is likely not a Fed.

"Wow look another loser is Fed-Jacket(ing) Me!"

by DooM-Dude September 19, 2025

Wet jacket in a condom cave

The act of a man performing oral sex on a woman and finding a condom inside of her from the last man she had intercourse with and sucking it out in his mouth.

"I didn't even know she was with another man, until I found a wet jacket in a condom cave!"

by Miss Kitty 13 March 18, 2023

rusty jacket

This is when you leave your jacket sitting in a place where a pet of some sort can take a dump on it without your knowing of. And the unfortunate surprise of when you put on your jacket to find out that you have a turd stuck to you.

"oh my cat just gave me a rusty jacket!"

Going by the smell I think your dog has just given me a rusty jacket again!"

by oddjob in the shire November 3, 2010