tough itch to scratch

Something hard to stop. Like when you begin to scratch and you cannot stop.

When you are a serial killer like me, it is a tough itch to scratch, once you got it.

by Duckyduck November 26, 2013

slap-itch

The itchy feeling you get when you just *have to* slap the fuck out of someone.

A lot of people talk that way; it gives my friend Dena the slap-itch.

by youroldhandle October 24, 2014

plumbers itch

When you have a light itch between your butt cheeks that you constantly scratch and then becomes a rash forming around the ring of the shit hole. then referred to as "Plumbers Itch"

Man I got really bad plumbers itch at work today after wiping my ass with my sock and sweating alol day. It's the worst!!!

by Plumbers Itch January 29, 2015

Butt itch

A chesni

Man that person is a butt itch

by Dictionary master oof May 9, 2018

an itchy gouche

an itchy gouche is when you have a sweaty and uncomfortable itchy gouche

Best remedy is to take a shower an scrub well.

“Ahh mate I’ve got an itchy gouche

by Stayout March 10, 2019

hobo itch

Slang for restless leg syndrome

Dang, Billy keeps bouncing his leg. He must have hobo itch.

by Rob Lowe Stay High October 28, 2020

Duck itch

Bacterial infection brought on by close proximity to duck fecal matter which causes a rash and itching of the infected area.

Couple ducks took a dump as they passed me swimming in Mirror Lake and now I'm itching like crazy. You must have a case of the duck itch bro.

by Dmbotchjob April 1, 2021