Shit Itch

a person or situation that is so Irritating, Aggravating or annoying it makes your shit itch from inside your rectem which causes extrem discomfort as it is imposable to satify an itch that is attached to a turd inside you asshole

Dave is so fucked, he makes my SHIT ITCH!

by dannyjboy December 8, 2010

scrotial itch

The itching of a man junk when he is in the presence of a fuckable vagina.

As the bitch got naked I began to feel a scrotial itch toward her.

by Schadzmaster April 29, 2005

buffalo itch

Any itch of the testicular or gooch areas as a result of sexually transmitted diseases, profuse sweating, or chafing.

Ever since I hooked up with that sloot Kari, I have had the nastiest buffalo itch. I should probably get tested.

by Phildo A. August 15, 2008

6 o'clock itch

The length of pubic hair that causes an overwhelming itching sensation that can't be ignored.

Can also be caused by crabs.

"Dude, quit scratching your crotch!"

"Man I can't help it, I have serious 6 o'clock itch!"

by Foz Eh August 21, 2009

Hitler itch

The itch you get right below your nose.Its appearance shows that hitler's evil spirit is possessing you.Only scratching it can get rid of the spirit.

*gets hitler itch*Zing Heil!*scratches it*hi

by the only real ninja here January 26, 2010

Itachi

The most overrated piece of shit in anime, whenever someone brings up strong Naruto characters he has to be in the discussion. Even though he’s fodder compared to Madara, Obito, Naruto, Sasuke and pretty much the rest of the main protagonists and antagonists.

Weeb 1: Bro who’s the strongest Naruto character
Weeb 2: iTaChi! iT hAs tO bE iTacHi!

by Blackpeoplestink99 May 23, 2020

itchy little bastard

That tiny spot on your back, you just can't reach when it itches.

oh you itchy little bastard, I'm gonna scratch my back against a rough wall.

by woot ^^ woot ^^ September 22, 2005