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hornsnoggle 

the act of sticking your penis up your sleeping friend's nostril.
I hornsnoggled Tim after he passed out last night.
hornsnoggle by Skott S July 14, 2007

horn muffin 

A girl version of a horn dog! (or a horny gay guy)
{Gay Guy}: omg!!! i need to get a guy!!
{Girl to her gay best friend}: stop being such a horn muffin cutie!
horn muffin by Fouldsy March 10, 2008
The most beautiful part of the island "södermalm" of the archipelago that forms Sweden's capital, Stockholm. Hornstull is notorious for it's many restaurants, cafes and bars and is known for it's bohemian air. Local people refer to Hornstull as "horan" as a short of Hornstull or "knivsöder" because of the many stabbing incidents reported in the area in the mid 50s.
Oh, how magnifisent it is here in Hornstull.
hornstull by apan May 2, 2005
1. A telephone.

2. A device honked by all yuppies and soccer moms when they lock their Lexuses, BMWs, or SUVs at the mall. It is a trumpet fanfare announcing to one and all that they are now locking their cars.
Megan can't come down now, she's on the horn.

Like all good soccer moms, Flannery blasts her horn a few times when she locks her Excursion.
horn by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

Bull Horn 

A man who smoothly rhymes everything he says.
Bull Horn: "So you the corn-fed fool with a alot of muscle mass, but now it's time for Bull Horn to get up in that ass!!"
Bull Horn by Gold_Shorts June 21, 2010

Blue French Horn 

The act of ruining a perfectly good TV show with a terrible "twist" during the series finale; referring to the eyeroll-inducing "twist" during the series finale of How I Met Your Mother, where the entire story of how Ted met his children's mother turned out to be an unconscious attempt to ask his children if he can date his ex-girlfriend Robin again. Ted then shows up at Robin's house with the blue horn from their first date/the first episode.
"Man, I used to love that show, but the series finale was such a blue french horn."
"I can't believe how they blue french horned the TV show like that!"
"Remember when that entire season of Roseanne was just a hallucination? What a blue french horn!"
"They thought they were bringing the show back full circle, but really they just blue french horned the entire thing."
Blue French Horn by ninjabailarina September 21, 2014