helen

an old lady that is going to die tomorrow

oh you know helen? they one that died?
yeah...
.... but they all died

by lickingcorn October 20, 2017

hellen keller

When you cum on a girls eyes and ears, then you blowdry it, then fuck her as she squirms around and screams

When my bitch was acting all crazy, i hellen kellered her and then we made some sweet whoopi.

by Tim Amazing November 10, 2007

The Helen Keller

A sexual manuever. You straddle your girl friend while she is giving you a blow job, when you are about to cum you stick your entire ball sac in her mouth, shoot your load in her eyes and then stick your fingers in her ears temporarily leaving her deaf, dumb and blind...hence The Helen Keller.

I was hanging out with my girl friend last night and gave her the "The Helen Keller" she was not pleased Dude...I've got to go get her some eyes drops, she says they're still burning...

by Benny Blazed April 4, 2009

Helen Kellered

intoxicated to the point of impossibly blurred vision, incomprehensible slurred speech, and an inability to hear anything over the sound of the blood pounding in your ears

Dude, you were Helen Kellered last night!

by Greg Giraldo October 15, 2010

Helen

A fake person

Wow Helen she's so fake.

by Xreaper21x November 13, 2019

Hows Your Melon Smellin Helen?

common slang used to ask how a females genitalia is smellin ok Helen....

Example Robert Ask's Kirsty

Why hello and how are you today? Such a lovely day would one agree? Hows your Melon Smellin Helen?

Answer " Allot like Your cousin"

by Rjmjr69 May 28, 2008

Helen

Helen is a ginger slut. She generally loves to mess with her best friends ex boyfriend. And always flirts with the teacher in school. Helen is a cunt. And most likely looks like she just shot up some heroin on her cousins couch.

Gosh that bitch is such a Helen.. Cunt

by Bigdickdave1111198 April 27, 2017