Hampshire Doner One Biscuit

The act of jizzing on a doner and splitting it with a mate while farting on the doner to cool it down. After that, you and your fellow mate proceed to shove it up any hole you can find down there. The next day, you will find you cant take a shit, so you go back to your mate and help each other get the stuck soggy doner out.

I think im gonna pull a Hampshire Doner One Biscuit on Emir

by kizlett January 23, 2026

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Hamophilia

Hamophilia (noun)
ha·mo·phil·ia /ˌhæmoʊˈfɪliə/

An intense fondness for, preference toward, or humorous obsession with ham or ham-based foods. Someone who is sexually turned on by ham.

• “His devotion to spiral-cut holiday ham made him slightly aroused.”
• “I don’t just like pork — I have full-blown hamophilia.”

by Sexual Hamtastic February 11, 2026

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Hamhocking

The scratching of ones butt in a public setting, usually with a staggering lack of shame

"Bro stop Hamhocking people are going to look at you weird"

"That guy kinda ruined the vibe when he just decided to start hamhocking in front of us like that"

by WackyWordWarbler February 18, 2026

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