Floppy Goose 

When you dip your penis in raw egg and apply gold glitter then, angrily attack a passer-by with your gold eggy cock. (this resembles both the golden egg of a goose and the angry nature of the goose itself)

Shall we floppy goose Jon while he sleeps?

Floppy Goose by Portsmouth Thought Pad January 25, 2009

dirty goose 

a beverage, consisting of Grey Goose vodka, ice, and olive juice.

i'll have a Dirty Goose, he said

dirty goose by Max Farrello May 8, 2010

Cum Cum Goose 

a game based on Duck Duck Goose but the people in the circle are naked women and you have to jack off and whoever you cum on,that person is the goose and chases you around the circle until you sit down or she tags you

Dude,last night at the party,she got creamed by me while playing cum cum goose.

Cum Cum Goose by Fo Shizzle My Nizzle Perslizle April 21, 2009

Goose 

a feeling that takes over you to bring out the best in you

Tapping into Goose bumps got me energized. yeah, baby

Goose by @tikifaces_ October 19, 2019

Klu Klux Goose 

1. A short character on "The Hitcher" episode of The Mighty Boosh Series 1.

2. A member of the "Animal Offenders" prison which features the Nazi turtle ("a fresh-water fascist for all the family"), the Ku Klux goose and Trevor Robinson, a shire horse with over 37 unpaid parking tickets.

3. A goose that takes offense from anybody who is in an ethnic minority (blacks, asians, chinks, etc.)

Look?!
Wyhat?
A Klu Klux Goose!

Klu Klux Goose by scottysullivan October 5, 2006

Gooseposting

The act of posting memes that are dismissive or disrespectful of women on the website FunnyJunk.com™. These posts are often, though not always, accompanied with the image of a goose, or a mention of Funnyjunk user Jaszczomp, from whom the term originates because of his goose profile image.

Canadian ANON: "I'd like to be happy while watching women be unhappy, also I hate them."

User 2: *post image of goose* "Ah, Canadian gooseposting"

Gooseposting by deathleprechaun May 16, 2021

goosedumps 

When you're on the crapper and a long and deep excruciating pain develops in the dark depths of your bowel, which causes your skin to develop goosebumps.

Person 1: "Why are you taking you so long in the bathroom?"
Person 2: "I have a mean case of the goosedumps!"

goosedumps by Deromes September 6, 2007