What you are wearing when you want to hook up with a girl so bad that you are blind to flaws in their personality.
"Are you going to hook up with Jenny again"
"Nah man, I just had fuck goggles on. Turns out she's a total bitch"
"Nah man, I just had fuck goggles on. Turns out she's a total bitch"
by BearlyDrunk November 2, 2013
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Dude bro what's up with your eyes? I just got done screw driving your sister till I earned these pussy goggles.
by Čârtêr August 30, 2014
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Dick goggles: A term to describe a hazed skewed perception of a man, his beliefs and his potential to be a good bf based on his large penis and sexual performance.
In the moment, I'm like--wow we get along so well, and have the best sex and hes so nice and snuggly
then the moment the Dick Goggles come off I'm like--oh yea and hes also a raging pile of shit
then the moment the Dick Goggles come off I'm like--oh yea and hes also a raging pile of shit
by Kengsta08 May 21, 2018
Get the Dick Goggles mug.That brief window after you cum, where you feel like you love someone, before the reality of the world sets in (similar to beer goggles where someone looks better when you're drunk)
This chick gave me a blowjob and I got a bad case of cum goggles right after, but it faded, thank God.
by Adhoah March 6, 2019
Get the Cum Goggles mug.like beer goggles, mcu goggles is when one’s obsession for the marvel cinematic universe is so hard it alters someone’s perception of how hot an actor from said franchise is
by mpxm14 May 8, 2021
Get the mcu goggles mug.Goggles that could make sure your eyes don't get cold in harsh weather. They can also protect from volcanoes, shrapnel, bullets, SHURIKEN, and sharp objects, like pencils.
by k.o.h. January 13, 2008
Get the extreme condition goggles mug.A man takes a hold of his man-junk and places one of his testicles over each eye socket of his partners face (as if wearing goggles) while draping his penis down the nose shaft.
by Lidless2010 October 30, 2010
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