Glonky

when a jazz cat plays some hip and modern lines in a solo. It can also be used outside of this context in everyday conversation as a synonym for gas, gloopy or whack but all in a positive way

Friend 1: “what do you think of John Coltranes solo on moments notice”?

Friend 2: “that’s some glonky stuff man”.

by Ceora - Lee Morgan June 24, 2023

Glonk

Glock but the N isn’t silent

Glonk is right

by Boo Stairs January 8, 2019

glick

A person who passes gas in the bathtub and has the dexterity and yearning to snort the rising bubbles with a straw.

Megnao Flimpis is reputed to be a glick...I'm not saying he is or he isn't....I just heard it from 6 people, read it on the stalls of 12 public restrooms and and found a cash register receipt for a jumbo box of straws from Sam's Club in his trash can.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

Cocks Not Glocks

An anti-gun group that made a name for itself by littering their college campus in Texas with massive amounts of dildos and dildo guns. Their reasoning is that you should be more focussed on having sex than legally obtaining a gun.

Cocks Not Glocks was invited to the White House by Obama, what a joke.

by spootyhead October 9, 2016

Glack

Pussy fluid so sticky that it can be used as a powerful glue.

I couldn't pull out of the bitch because I was stuck in all her glack.

by Glime Masta July 16, 2003

Blongle Glonky

British slang for enjoying a pleasant afternoon reading a book while drinking Lady Grey tea and nibbling on lemon bars.

Whilst reading his book on gardens, drinking tea, and eating a lemon, the man felt very blongle glonky.

by Cooper Glurkl February 23, 2019

Glockenspiel

Artist formally known as Luke Keun, and just the coolest word in the world

Glockenspiel rocked the hizzouse

by Glockenspiel January 18, 2005