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"Freelance" Writer

Self-aggrandizing term self-given by someone who can't get anyone to pay them for their prose on a consistent basis. Willing to stoop to bald-faced contrarianism for clicks/views.
"I'm starting to suspect that Ann is less of a "Freelance" Writer and more of a straight up hack. There's just no way she believes in her own bullshit, right? I mean the mental gymnastics she engages in to explain away anything and everything in order to avoid admitting she was perhaps wrong about something once are laughable. She instead doxes people for fun and then openly brags about it. Some "Freelance" Writer huh..."
by IWonderWonderWonderWonderWho January 31, 2026
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Freelapse

When you’re in recovery and someone hands you something that gives you an unexpected buzz. It was unbeknownst to you so it’s not a relapse
Damn I got lightheaded off that vape, what’s in that? That’s a freelapse right there.
by Millduds March 8, 2026
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Frederick Attwood

A King of Melbourne
Frederick Attwood is a train painting lad, who's reputation precedes him.
Not a person, whom to start trouble with, but if you're tight with him, you're gonna go places that you'd never even dreamed of.
A man, a myth, a legend.
Used in a sentence Frederick Attwood can be used to replace any word of power or strength.

E.g Look how Frederick Attwood that Olympic weight lifter is.
Oh my Frederick Attwood, may Frederick Attwood have mercy on your soul.

That guy is just way to Frederick Attwood.
by GazemKutsikk1AH!! February 19, 2025
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Use this when you wanna change topics, usually as a wild card.
Person 1: The republicans are the problem!
Person 2: frederick the great died on a chair, salmon is good.
by Sharperpanhandle June 30, 2025
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Fredlexia

Actively and knowingly refusing to change or correct information you know is wrong. Usually from sheer stubborness or ignorance.
His fredlexia means he is stubborn to correct he uses off when he should write of.
by HadesAwakens August 24, 2025
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freeloader

a person who takes advantage of others' generosity without giving anything in return.
Flappix asks his team who the freeloader is, though he himself is the one
by freakyman956 August 30, 2025
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Facebook Freeloader

A person who refuses to get a Facebook account yet hits you up for a peek into your account every time they see you so they can stay current on what everyone is up to.
Jenny: Hey Sue, what are looking at?
Sue: Nothing, just surfing my Facebook feed, looking at pictures from Saturday night.
Jenny: Can I have a look?...........................
.............................(30 minutes later)

Sue: You think I can have my phone back now?
Jenny: Oh sorry, I was just seeing what all our other friends are up to.
Sue: Get your own account already, Jenny. Quit being such a Facebook Freeloader!!!
by suziewar February 3, 2014
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