super flexed

when some situation or event gets you so agrivated that you feel tense and you feel like you want to flex your muscles.

i just crashed my car, it makes me so super flexed.

by bfey January 20, 2011

Strain Flexing

When I person tries to appear more buff than they are by flexing harder than they should.

Person1: did you see Steve trying to impress those girls?
Person2: yeah you could tell he was Strain Flexing.

by Buntastic July 7, 2010

Cotch Flex

A cotch Flex is a type of sex toy, used by asian men.

That cotch flex felt really good yesterday night.

by Anonymous792 March 31, 2009

flex couple

A couple whose gender roles are unfettered by tradition, societal judgment, or physiology.

An individual in a flex couple is a "flexeur."

by lengler December 17, 2013

No Flex Though

When you want to brag, but you don't want to sound like too big of a douche.

Guy 1: "Aye homie. You ask out that G yet?"
Guy 2: " Man I took that trash OUT!! No Flex though."

by Not John Doe April 9, 2015

Gym Flexing

When some one is acting like they can do something, when damn well you know they can't, Just to make themselves look good

Yo stop gym flexing, you know you can't lift 200 lbs

by KingMonteiro July 21, 2015

flex-texting

Lying or "enhancing" aspects of you life to impress opposite sex

This guy was totally flex-texting me! Talking about business he owns(works for uncle), car he owns(belongs to baby momma) etc

by therealtriciaj July 28, 2015