flamer

A man dressed up in womens' clothes. 'Flamer' is a shortened form of 'Flaming Faggot', a burning piece of tinder. How a man in womens' clothes is comparable to burning tinder is beyond me.

"He is a flamer"
"Look at the flamers!"

by =^..^= November 2, 2004

flakered

a person who is fake and pretends everyone is there best friend. Usually they come off to nice and kind, and you never hear from them until they either need you or they feel lonely.

Ted : That person is such a flakered.
Chris : Yeah, yesterday she came to my house and I havent seen her in years.

by DUDEDOIT! January 23, 2010

flaberhoogen

a tree stump, very popular among loggers.

i'm going to hit you over the head with a flaberhoogen.
or
FLABERHOOGEN (said in replacement of a vulgarity.)

by surahhh November 7, 2006

flaberassted

To get booty in the face.

"A girl passed me and i got flaberassted."

by Ry4nmc February 14, 2009

Flakrop

To flake, or cancel attending a previously scheduled event at the last minute. Not showing up at all without canceling can also be considered a flakrop.

I was supposed to go out with a bunch of friends tonight, but I may have to pull a Flakrop and just stay home.

by OG1 September 27, 2011

flakebooker

A facebook junkie, someone who logs, or posts every damn time they take a breath, and even worse every time they exhale.

I am waiting to go barhopping with my bro, but he is such a flakebooker, i am leaving without him.

by southpawhunter December 4, 2011

Fakerangements

To make a bogus arrangement; to make fake plans; to make illegitimate plans

I make fakerangements for family so I can take time off of work

by Totellalie October 14, 2013